CHAPTER ONE
⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚
Percy Jackson is famous and we are nothing
Connie (Connor), Prissy (Percy), Wise Girl (Annabeth),
Seaweed Brain (Angel), Less Cool Stoll (Travis) &
G-Man (Grover)
Wise Girl
Michael Yew will rue the day
Less Cool Stoll
Isn't that your brother
Wise Girl
Yes
And he will rue the day
Seaweed Brain
What's wrong baby
My love
My lover
My beautiful queen
My angel
Hey that's my name
Tell me what's bothering you my dearest
Wise Girl
You're insane
Anyways
Michael borrowed my book
And
Wait for it
DIDN'T ASK
Seaweed Brain
NO.
The NERVE on that man
What is he like 4'2??? And he has all
this audacity???
Where does everything else go if he is so
small????
Connie
Can you guys shut up
Nobody gaf about ur damn book
Seaweed Brain
DO NOT SPEAK TO HER IN THIS MANNER
YOU DELINQUENT.
Connie
Ok bro
Prissy
The love of my life just posted
Glory to the gods
Or something
Connie
You're single
Painfully
Prissy
Hahahahah you are so funny Connor Stoll but
we are dating in my mind me and this gorjus
woman
Wise Girl
What the hell did you just call her?
Prissy
Gorjus?
Wise Girl
Bitch
GORGEOUS?
Prissy
Oh yeah
Something like that
Wise Girl
Holy shit
I can't stand you
Seaweed Brain
Who is this "gorjus" woman that is your
imaginary girlfriend, dear brother?
Prissy
Alessia Thatcher
Lessie.thatcher on the gram
Where she just posted
Connie
Yeah she's pretty
Now I see why she's your imaginary girlfriend
Because you couldn't pull that to save your life
brother
You actually just can't pull in general
Prissy
???? Yes I can
Annabeth tell him
Wise Girl
You were my lesbian awakening
Prissy
WHAT?
Seaweed Brain
I'M LAUGHDIJFJFEB
SHE GAGGED YOU OH MY GODS
I CANT BREATHE
Prissy
Alright now it's not that funny
Less Cool Stoll
Just looked at her profile and she bad
I'm sliding on that
Prissy
You better not Travis you better fucking not
I'll kill you
Less Cool Stoll
You've been pining after this girl for weeks and
haven't even spoken to her
Percy if you don't do this
I will
