02. The way you cut your hair.

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CHAPTER TWO
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Percy Da Man

Percy Da Man
Hey Connor
Remember me
Your oldest friend

Con Artist
We just started talking a year ago
And I've known you since we were 12

Percy Da Man
Lmao dude you're hilarious
Anyways
I'm sure you're aware of my predicament

Con Artist
I'm not going out with Josephine Barquero
just so you can bag her step-sister bro

Percy Da Man
BRO PLEASE
YOU KNOW I'D DO IT FOR YOU
PLEASE

Con Artist
No way dude
She's an Ares kid...

Percy Da Man
I'll pay you

Con Artist
No amount of money can make me go out
with someone that's related to Clarisse LaRue

Percy Da Man
Please
You just have to make her like you enough to
tell her parents about you
Or just take her on a date and I'll have Alessia
tell their parents
PLEASE

Con Artist
Percy
No
Ares kids are EVIL

Percy Da Man
That's not fully true
Ingrid is pretty nice!

Con Artist
Ingrid called me a slur last week

Percy Da Man
Oh
What slur

Con Artist
The homophobic one

Percy Da Man
Accurate lmao

Con Artist
Hello??????

Percy Da Man
Connor please
She bad as hell
Just one date

Con Artist
For fucks sake
Fine
ONE date
And $100

Percy Da Man
Good gods ok fine
Seen

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