Harley Quinn

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by AustinMcCormick2

by AustinMcCormick2

Part
3

He looks like he's spinning.

"What's happening?"

JOKER;The room and everything in it spinning?

"Yeah"

HARLEY;Oh, that's perfectly normal. Uh,(looks at Joker)what should we call him?

"How about Laugh Track?"

JOKER;Brilliant, I couldn't have came up with a better name. Aren't I Brilliant or what?"

GOON;Uh, boss. It was.

GOON 2;(elbows him in the gut. Speaks in a hushed tone)shut up.

JOKER;(looks at them)Hm(approached them)Did ither of you boys say some thing?

GOON 2;No, we didn't say nothin boss.

JOKER;(Leans in)Are you sure? Cuz I could have swarn I heard some thing.

You start laughing.

Joker joins you, as does Harley. Then the 1 goons join in.

Joker gave them both a look. They both hush up.

"Sounds like 1 of them wants to die"

JOKER;That's what I was thinking too Laugh Track.

"So which 1 is it?"

JOKER;Was it you?

"Or you?"

You point at the other goon.

HARLEY;Oh, you 2 are adorable.

That made you blush. You then hug Harley. She was suprised but gladly hugger you back. Joker was too busy to notice Harley cuddling up to you while standing up. She kisses you. So you kiss her back and grope her breasts.

Joker kills 1 of them. The hyenas show up and devour the dead goon.

HARLEY;Oh, I need to introduce you to my babies(finger whistle. They run up to you too)Hey babies(she pets them both)this is Bud and Lou. They are my precious angels.

You hold your fist out.

They sniff it but seem uninterested and just go back to eating the corps.

"Well, looks like they were hungry"

JOKER;I was getting tired of that goon any how.

He chuckles.