(both tumblr and wattpad rps)
Boyf-reinds
Riend: whyd you get the squip my dude I told you guys like us are cool in collage >:(
Boyf: I was depressed and thought I had no shot with anyone,I'm sorry and I deeply regret it
Riend: welp- that went deeper then I thought- uh- damn??
Boyf: Hey you asked
Riend: true
Boyf: we're just 2 depressed dudes huh?
Riend: yeah but we add the swag to depression 😎😎😎😎
Boyf: yeah honey guess we do
Riend: wait is there swag in depression idk I'm dyslexic 😎😎😎
Boyf: no I don't think there is
riend: well then we add the cool into deppression😎😎😎😎
Boyf: ....still not how you spell that
Riend: oh...we add the deppressed in depression😎😎😎
Boyf: thats still not- yk what nvm
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(This ones chaotic af)
Hamifans
Player1: Is it gay to call your maybe boyfriend that you're not sure about because he keeps saying no homo and that you guys aren't dating even after you guys do things in his basement pet name? Asking for a friend.
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: No its not gay if you were socks,say bro and no homo😎😎😎😎😎 also no idea who your crushing on my dude.
Player1: ....right...okay thanks,,..did i just get rejected..i feel like it
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: whod you get rejected by? I'm confused :<
Player1: no one! nothing! ..im in love with a idiot
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: ok!!! but who you calling a idiot,I don't think they'd apperciate that buddy,no wonder they rejected you
Player1: @ThearteKid 😭
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: you crushing on christine??? damn.
ThearteKid: ...This is sad... 🫡
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: IM CONFUSEDDDDDDd
ThearteKid: Jeremy told me that you rejected him, but idk how either.
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: he asked me out???????? he shouldve told me i wouldve said yes :<
Player1: wait huh!?
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: your now blind
Player1: your the one with glasses
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: ..shush
ThearteKid:i fixed a relationship
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: huh? wha- no homo heh..wait a seco-
Player1: Just kiss me dumbass
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: WHA??
Player1: or not...
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: i neevr refused the kiss dumbass
Player1: You never agreed ether dick
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: yo calm down you can get the d later we havent even kissed yet
Player1:We f- in your basement!
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid:...not today
Player1: wanna change that
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: bet
Player1:😉
thearteKid: I want a relationship like this :(
AntiSocialHeadphonesKid: then keep dreaming ^^
ThearteKid: idk how to put that nicely so heere's how I feel 🤬🤬
AntisocialHeadphonesKid: ok,ok I'm sorry
ThearteKid: you better be
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(TW:dr^gs but as a joke)
Hamilfan
*antisocialheadphoneskid changed username to Player2*
Player2: I'mhih
ThearteKid: WHA?
Player2: gay gay homosexual gay?
ThearteKid: wtf-?
Player2: ajdknacksnsskfkf
ThearteKid: ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?
Player2: drugs
ThearteKid: but weren't you high yesterday?
Player2: daily streak 😎😎
ThearteKid: duolingo would be proud
Player1: babe go to bed
Player2: nuh uh
Player1: please your high!
Player2: HII!!1
Player1: ..go to bed
Player2: your bed
Player1: that works
Player2: 😏
Player1: no kinky only sleep
Player2: jarred would be disappointed in you..oh I see tophat man!
Player1: whos jarred-
Player2: a boy..NO TOPHAT MANS LEAVING COME BACK SHADOW TOPHAT MAN :(
Player1: please go to bed
Player2: but top hat man go bye bye and I miss him :( WAAAAAAAH
ThearteKid: don't cry-
Player2: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaa
Player1: oml-
