Jeremy: michael are you high-
Michael: high on deppression
Jeremy: no- wait what-
Brooke: chloe i love you
Chloe: eww wtff- me to.
Brooke: *sigh*
Chloe: BUT I ALSO LOVE YOUUUUUU
*insert making out*
Rich: jake get the camera GET THE CAMERA
Jake: ON IT
Michael: what do you want on your pizza?
Jeremy: sausage
Michael: i meant on the pizza but okay-
Rich: *walking pass jeremy* nice top bro
Michael: i have a name you know
Jenna: *recording laughing her ass off*
Jeremy, about to disable SQUIP: Any final words?
SQUIP: YOLO
Jeremy: Thanks for making this easier for me.
Jeremy: Michael? You love me no matter what, right?
Michael:
Michael: Normally I would say yes without hesitation but I have a feeling this is going somewhere I won't like.
jeremy: I'm in love with you.
Michael: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork
.jeremy: I know
.Michael: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool—
Michael: Jeremy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
SQUIPped!Jeremy: Well of course I have.
SQUIPped!Jeremy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
SQUIPped!Jeremy: It's boring.
Jeremy: *holds the door open for Brooke* after you
Brooke: no, after you
Jeremy: I insist, after you
Chloe: *pushes past both of them* after me
michael: if i were a gardener, i'd put our tu-lips together
jeremy: awwe :>
rich: if i were a gardener, you'd be my hoe
jake: brooooooooo
Michael: Hey, is this seat taken?
Jeremy: Yes, this seat is for my best friend only.
Michael: *starts walking away looking sad*
Jeremy: You know I meant you, right?
Michael: *beams happily*
*christine crying*
Jenna: why you crying?
Christine: MICHAEL BEAT ME IN THEARTE KAHOOT T-T
Jeremy: Kiss, marry, kill: me, rich, and jake
Michael: Kiss Rich, marry you, and kill squip
Squip: I wasn't even on the list what the hell
