The Tale Of Loki by DickMcJones

Chapter 32

I had an illusion active, so they couldn't identify me. And even if Odin is suspicious, which I doubt he is, my acting will convince him otherwise. By acting I mean to simply not taunt them while being a dick. The direct opposite of what I would normally do.

Certainly not the best reputation to have, but it was great fun obtaining it.

"We mean you no harm Allfather, leave us be and we won't have to hurt you." I say. By acting civil, I can have the moral high ground if my mother somehow finds out that I bullied her husband.

"Please, as if you could harm us. Listen to him, little man and I won't have to mess you up too much." Magni says mockingly.

I consider leaving my brother a vilomah[1], by ridding him of the disappointment that is his son. You don't simply insult someone who the Allfather urgently tried to stop unless you're me. I at least have the strength to back up my arrogance.

"Big talk for a boy I've have never heard of. I don't see the iconic hammer, so you must be some no-name schmuck who decided to tag along." I replied.

"You bastard. I am Magni, son of Thor, and I will not be looked down upon by a lesser mortal!"

"Enough!" Odin shouts.

"I expected a bigger reunion party, father. I guess you don't want anyone important to die alongside you." Hela taunts.

"Hela, I see you are still set in your old ways, of shedding blood. You force my hand, daughter. I will show no mercy this time." Odin says, causing Hela to only scoff.

Magni meanwhile bears his confusion to the world with his facial expressions. On the other hand, I am disappointed. I have been sparring with Thor since we were children, and even then Thor could hardly keep up with me when I used magic. My physical and magical prowess has increased since then, and this minimum budget version of my brother thinks he can defeat me.

Just when I finish that train of thought, the Bifrost opens again, and this time, Thor with his mighty hammer Mjolnir, walks out with the Destroyer. Lightning quickly follows in his wake and I get excited. It has been a while since we last fought. Of course I am not going to seriously injure him.

People might think Thor is an easy person to fight, but those fools underestimate the speed of lightning. A single bolt of lightning can travel at up to 350,000 kph when arcing from the atmosphere to the Earth. Of course, I can handle the strike but I am not a masochist, so I won't try and get hit all willy nilly.

"Last chance, let us leave peacefully or fight and risk dying." I say so Thor can later see we were only trying to leave. Of course, I could simply just teleport us away, but who am I to deny vengeance to my girlfriend. She would try to get revenge later if I interfered. At least I can keep the situation under my control like this.

"Father, isn't it wise if we let them leave?." Thor replied, unsure of the details as to why we were met with such aggression.

"I would not risk the lives of my people by letting her leave here and obtaining the chance to attack Asgard. Now attack!." Odin says and charges us.

This is quite aggressive, but not completely irrational since Hela would try and kill anyway. I sneakily summon Sortem at my back in the form of a sword. I grab the power stone and place it in the sword.

I will refrain from using magic much in this fight, since that is a dead giveaway to my identity. So I will use the stone in place of my magic. I charge forward towards my brother, nephew and The Destroyer.

The Destroyer fires an odinforce blast at me, but I simply deflect it with my sword. One of my passive spells is a type of danger sense which allowed me to anticipate the lightning that dropped on my previous location.

The serum I previously used allowed me to reach above the peak of my frost giant physiology, which was only a bit above Thor's strength and speed. I am currently double that with the consumption of the power stones energy over the years. So dodging is easier since I am double their speed.

The main threats are The Destroyer and Thor, since they have a long-range attack, unlike Magni who only has his physical strength and a shield. I blast the destroyer with the power stone, sending it flying a couple of meters away before going blow to blow with Magni and Thor.

The destroyer isn't out of it for long, and just as I was about to slice off Magni's balls The Destroyer shoots me again causing me to divert some attention to it to block. The blast ricocheted, hitting Magni in the balls anyway. Magni's moans of pain fill the battlefield and I am pretty sure he is out of commission for the rest of the fight.

I guess Thor can keep his son for another day. I didn't pay attention to the downed fool any longer and immediately began fighting the remaining two warriors again. The two are quite the combo, and I almost tried to upgrade The Destroyer back in the day. Both take to the sky and fire their respective method of mass destruction at me.

My infinity stone powered uru sword blocks the destructive wave, but doesn't stop the ground from quaking under me. I bent my knees and propelled myself into the air. I hack down on The destroyer before sending it to the ground with a punch.

While it is falling, I land on its chest to gain the momentum to jump upwards again. It blasts me again, but I endure even if it is a bit painful. The blast actually makes me jump up faster and before Thor can react, I'd hit him with the blunt side of the sword. He joins The Destroyer on the ground.

I casually fall down on the ground before slashing and hacking away at The Destroyer. Fighting Uru with uru will normally not be very effective, but I have an infinity stone, you robot cunt. Parts of The Destroyer get sent flying and it opens its face to shoot me again. My danger sense lets me avoid the blast, but I get sent flying by a burst of lightning that gets sent from above.

I grunt and stand up. Smart move to send the blast at the same time, I thought my danger sense was just pointing out the destroyer blast. I quickly sprint to Thor who zapped me with lightning before engaging him in a fight again.

I am relentless in my assault this time, not giving him a chance to counterattack, and every time his lighting comes down I send a power stone blast to cancel it out. Half a minute later I hit him with the blunt side of the sword to the head, sending him flying towards the grievously mauled destroyer.

I turn around to see Hela in the distance sending a necrosword through Odin's chest. I am not sure even my mother would be able to heal the necrotic damage if he somehow manages to leave. She begins dragging him by the cape to where I am before throwing him into the pile where the rest are laying.

"I see you've finished tending to the riff-raff." Hela says.

"Yep. Not going to finish him off?" I ask.

"He will die anyway, my magic is already attacking him from the inside. I want to send him back so that his people will see him dying like a weakling." Hela says before taking out a sling ring and opening a portal.

I take one last look at our fallen enemies. Magni is ball-less, Thor has a massive concussion at best, Odin is dying and The Destroyer looks like it belongs in a junkyard. All in all, quite a productive day we've had I'd say.