Cop: Did you kill this man?
Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made out of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed .
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The Medicine for Boredom
ComédieIf you're looking for funny comebacks, brilliant quotes, and sarcastic comments you have come to the right place young grasshopper... This book is made to get a bored human to not rip their brains out...... That makes no sense XD
