This is exactly what my mother would say in a scenerio around the lines of
Me: Hey mom, how are you feeling this fine evening
Mom: Good sweetie, are you sure you feel okay
Me: Me pfffssssss, I'm great but I've got to tell you something
Mom: Okay, what?
Me: I have a boyfriend, he is cute and nice and ge is also popular....
Mom: What the bleep did you just say!!!!!! You are too young, I will take you to the mental hospital and I will go personally to your school and kill him!!!!!This is exactly what would happen
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The Medicine for Boredom
Hài hướcIf you're looking for funny comebacks, brilliant quotes, and sarcastic comments you have come to the right place young grasshopper... This book is made to get a bored human to not rip their brains out...... That makes no sense XD