Rules for Dating a Meme Guardian (an Smg34 fanfic)

Don't Say a Word

TW: Suggestive

"No no no no no! Do NOT leave him hanging! You have to go to prom with him!"

"No, what? I literally JUST met this dude. And besides, I'm already with Sunny, remember?"

"So?? Sunny's possessive af dawg, Michelle don't deserve someone like that. Max is a wayyy better choice."

"Absolutely not. He's a jerk and he's always teasing Michelle about her hair."

"I thought you "literally just met him?" How do you know he's like that?"

"...Tari told me..."

"Wha-THATS CHEATING!!"

"I know I know I'm sorry"

"You better be sorry scrub, you basically spoiled the game for yourself."

"Did I though? Did I really?"

"Yes, dumbass."

The two meme guardians were sitting on the game room couch, playing Sunny's Town together. It was very rare that the two hung out without the rest of the squad around, so when they did it was always a fun and (mostly) peaceful time. Smg4 rolled his eyes playfully and paused the game, getting up and stretching out. "I'm gonna grab something to eat before I go back into this with you," Smg4 said as he walked out the door. "Damn, you're not even gonna offer me something? Some host you are," Smg3 said as he got up and followed his counterpart to the kitchen." "Oh please," Smg4 said as the two walked to the kitchen together, "You don't even serve me coffee when I go over to your restaurant to hang." "Yeah, because you're supposed to order it, dumbass." Smg4 rolled his eyes and smiled, knowing he was right but wanted to argue a little more. "Ok and? Eggdog gets coffee and I don't?" Smg3 turned his head slowly, with a face that said "you've gotta be kidding me rn bro say sike rn." Smg4 burst out into laughter seeing 3's face. "EGGDOG gets coffee because he FREAKING WORKS THERE." They finally got to the kitchen, Smg4 once again dying of laughter. "You know what, fine. Make your own damn sandwich." Smg4 said sarcastically as he calmed down. "Oh don't worry, scrub. I will. And it'll be the most delicious sandwich anyone's ever made." Smg3 smiled as he Smg4 rolled his eyes at the others boasting. "Sure, buddy. Sure." He went into the fridge and noticed that he needed some groceries. Damn, I'll just get those some other day I guess, He thought as he took out some ham and bread, than proceeded to make his sandwich. "Damn, no cheese? No mayonnaise? Thank God I didn't let you make me a sandwich, it would've been the driest thing I've ever eaten." Smg3 commented, poking fun of the others sandwich making. "Alright, buddy. First, I don't really like cheese. And second, I'd put mayonnaise on it but I'm currently out of it at the moment so I'm just gonna deal with it. And third, I don't see you making your "amazing sandwich" either," Smg4 retorted as he side eyed the other while leaning against the counter. Smg3 rolled his eyes annoyed, then smiled mischievously and walked towards the other, putting the latter in a pretty awkward position. "Well, I've got a pretty good sandwich right here. Two pieces of bread, and two pieces of meat in between if you know what I mean," Smg3 flirted with his counterpart, grinning like crazy. Meanwhile, Smg4's brain was absolutely lost. He was still trying to decipher what Smg3 meant. "Dude, what meat are you talking abo-SMG3 WHAT THE HELL???" Smg3 burst into laughter as the other finally realized what he was inferring to. "Thats not funny at all you perv!" He exclaimed as he pushed the still laughing man away from him and went back to the fridge to get a bottle of water. "Oh come on, that was better than any pick up lines you've ever said." Smg3 said smugly as he waited for the other to walk back to the game room. Smg4 rolled his eyes at him and then took a sip of his water. "Still, wayyyy to inappropriate, mister." He scolded. 3 pulled him closer and smiled, resting a hand on the others cheek. "It was good though, wasn't it?" 4 rolled his eyes at how 3 was acting, but he couldn't help but slightly chuckle at his antics. "Yeah, it was good, I'll give you that." 3 pulled him in for a kiss, only to be stopped by the sound of a door opening. The two immediately went to different sides of the room and waited anxiously for the person coming in. "Smg4? Where are-a you?" They recognized that voice, and both let out a large sigh. "We're in here, Mario!" 4 called to his best friend as 3 sighed angerly. He looked over at Smg4 and mouthed he ruined my moment, then rolled his eyes as the fat Italian came into the kitchen. "Heeeeeey! So, what-a are we doing today?" He asked, then took notice of Smg3 in the corner. "Oh! Smg3 you're already here?" He smiled smugly as he looked between the two. "Am i-a interrupting something?" Smg4's eyes widened. "No! No, you're not interrupting anything, we were just playing a game and taking a snack break," he responded frantically. "Yeah don't worry Mario, you're not interrupting anything," Smg3 added sarcastically. Mario, being ever so oblivious,shrugged his shoulders and headed to the game room. Once he was out of earshot, Smg4 turned to the other. "Dude, what the hell was that for?" "What was what for? I didn't even do anything!" Smg4 rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah, you're not interrupting anything," he said, mocking Smg3's response. earlier. "Well he did and you know it, but of course we're just gonna pretend nothing happened,right?" Smg3 said bitterly in response to 4's mocking. "Smg3, we don't have to pretend because nothing happened," he hissed as he heard the others come in. 3 rolled his eyes. "Whatever, scrub. I'm going to work. See you later." He walked out of the kitchen as Meggy came in" Oh, hi Smg3!" Smg3 brushed past her, leaving the ginger confused. "Is he ok?" Smg4 sighed as he watched him leave. "Yeah, he just had to take care of something at the Cafe." Meggy nodded. "That makes sense. Maybe we should go over later and see if he needs any help." "Meggy!!! Mario needs your help beating Tari at splattooooooon!!!!" Meggy laughed and Smg4 rolled his eyes and smiled. "Well, duty calls. You coming?" Smg4 nodded. "Yeah, I'm coming." He followed Meggy, looking at his phone as he checked the list he and Smg3 made a few weeks ago:

Rule number 1: Don't Say a Word to anyone about this. Ever.