SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Let the cooking commence 🗣️🔥

Aqua: "Welcome to the afterlife, Unfortunately you've died, it might have been short but your life has ende-"

Sans: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

Aqua: "Hold on a second, he's sleeping AND dead ? And he's not even on the list..."

She starts reading through some middleschooler looking notebook

Aqua: "hey, HEY !"

Sans facing headfirst into the ground makes the collosal effort of looking in front of him without moving any other part of his body (props to you my guy)

Sans: "Thanks dude"

No problem, wait wha-

Aqua: "Ah ! You're finally awake ? (don't make a Skyrim reference don't make a Skyrim reference don't make a Skyrim reference) Well as I was saying: you've died, it might have been short but It w-"

Sans: "Oh, Monday then..."

Aqua: "What ?"

Sans: "Well I died, big deal... Honestly that happens every week at some point, depends on the hype of the community..."

Aqua: "What even are you talking about...aren't you concerned ?"

Sans: "I'm more concerned about what's gonna happen to my void napping time now. I worked really hard for it y'know ?"

Aqua completely and utterly baffeled by the little man's behavior notice upon closer inspection that he's in fact, a skelleton

Aqua: "Why are they sending me someone that died so long ago...he's already just dust and bones now..."

Sans: "Hey I still got my jacket, nice !"

Still lying on the ground Sans's attention span reached its limit once again and he drifts off to slumber as casually as ever (dude focus ffs)

Sans: "I'm tryin- zzzzzzzzzzz"

Aqua muttering like a psycho by now: "My powers won't even tell me which world he comes from, how he died...how MANY TIMES he died...what do i do what do i do what do i do..."

For the sake of her afterlife managing job and her sanity she materialise a portal under the motionless body that we're using as a main character and sends it off to a random dimension in hope to never encounter this type of situation ever again.