Episode 4: Sloppy By All Means

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(Back on Earth-838, Abdo tries to hide from the Hardcores and find a way to win this. But all he can see is this ghastly scene: Hardcores capturing the fleeing Resistance fighters.)


Abdo: This is bad. Very very very very very very very to the infinitieth power bad! Seriously; of all the possible dimensions, why Earth-838?! I could've went to Earth-837 or Earth-839; heck I could've just decided not to take part in this! Now I helped a psychotic robot overlord start up his plans to rewrite reality, which, considering how malicious he's proven himself to be, won't be good for us in any way! And that's just the tip of the iceberg! My friends are lost in the vast Anjalverse with no possible way for them to be found! Moreover, things can still get worse from here! And on top of it all... to whom am I narrating this? (moans) I didn't sign up for this. I don't know what'll happen next, but one thing's for sure, it won't make me feel any better. 


(Suddenly, a woman is shown observing the Hardcores then running away.)


Abdo: Hey! Wait up! 


(Abdo chases her, hoping to find something that could help him.)


Abdo: Judging by her look, she's definitely a Resistance fighter. Hey there! I just wanna help! Or get help! 


(Abdo follows the girl into a Resistance base. Suddenly, he gets ambushed.)


Camila: Ha! I knew we'd get him!

Resistance Girl 1B: How d'ya like that, 2.0?!

Abdo: I'm not ABDO 2.0.

Resistance Girl 1C: You're not gonna trick us the same way you tricked the boys Resistance. 

Abdo: Boys Resistance? So you're the girls Resistance? Really?!

Camila: Got a problem with that, 2.0?

Abdo: Stop calling me 2.0!!!

Camila: No. I. Won't. 2.0! 2.0! 2.0! 2.0!

Abdo: I'm not 2.0!!!

Resistance Girl 1C: Give me evidence.

Abdo: If I were ABDO 2.0, which I'm not, I wouldn't 've fallen for this half-baked trap. I also wouldn't have taken this long to tear down this base. And I definitely wouldn't 've come here alone! 

Resistance Girl 1C: Fine. Let the guy go! 

Abdo: Jeez. 

Resistance Girl 1C: Now explain yourself! What are you? And why do you look so similar to ABDO 2.0?

Abdo: Cuz I am ABDO 2.0.

Camila: I knew it! Get 'em! 

Abdo: Wait up! I'm his variant! Him from another universe! Where I'm definitely not half as crazy as him! 

Camila: Then just say that! 

Abdo: Anyways, the boys have been taken, and you girls are the best chance I've got. 

Resistance Girl 1B: Nope.

Abdo: Seriously?!

Resistance Girl 1B: I dunno about you, but I like staying alive.

Abdo: The entire world's at stake! If we don't do something now, you won't make it out no matter where you hide!

Resistance Girl 1C: Whatever!

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