The scene cuts to Deadpool about to jump off the invisible helicarrier.
"Remember the Plan, Put the Chip in the plane, Crash and kill everyone on board.. and then after that you'll meet up at the island where president Xi Jinping is, and you'll kill him to" Nick fury said.
Deadpool replies "Ok so if all goes to plan and Taskmaster doesn't Call for help, How in the hell is this gonna look When Everyone is killed.. I mean I have guns and swords.. you still won't think hydra will think it's us?"
"I'm glad you asked deadpool, I have for you a gift to use for President Xi.. here's the G-2 Blaster.. it'll give the president a parasite, he'll think he got bit by a bug or something but it'll go in his bloodstream.. he'll die from Zika.. all you gotta so is shoot and let the tiny pin hit any visible skin" Nick fury said.
Deadpool replies "Wow what kinda Fucking Plot is this.. ok I got it.. are you sure you guys aren't Hyra" ;)
"Just jump" Nick said.
And Deadpool jumped and blasted off his thruster pack... Silent as a bee
...
Deadpool replies "Ok Nick how do I get in the plane"
Nick replied "Under the jet there is a little opening it's sealed tight, it usually opens when packages and or stuff needs to be taken off when the plane lands.. it's human sized, so your gonna open it up and crawl through up, and it will lead you into the back of the plane... I'll highlight it for you"
Deadpool replies "Who Fucking comes up with this shit.. ok I see it.. gonna use Spidey gloves to attach.... Now!"
Deadpool looks at the readers "Looks like I'm in the bit of a sticky situation... Get it.. sticky because spider hands.. wow what a crowd"
"Are you talking to Me?" Nick said.
Deadpool replies "Yeah.. ;).. ok I'm almost in... This thing is about to open.. and what the Fuck!!!"
Suddenly Shit poured all over his suit. "Fury you lying son of a Bitch"
"I'm sorry Deadpool" Nick said.
Deadpool replied "WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THIS WAS THE SEWAGE SYSTEM!!"
Nick replied "You wouldn't have agreed if I told you.. and plus this the only way you could get in without making the wreckage look suspicious or triggering an alarm.. and then this crash would more like it was a planned attack"
Deadpool replied "That's it we're done.. I'm unfriending you on Instagram!"
"Just push through it.. after this you'll be rewarded heavily" Nick said.
"I Fucking better be" He said as he crawled his way through the sewage system.
*Activating Swimming suit* "Well at least I don't have to swim through piss and shit that much longer.. I see a handle"
"That must be the opening for the sewage system in the back of the jet" Nick said.
Deadpool opened the handel and fell into the back of the plane.
*Activating Suit cleaning system*
"Woah woah woah" The suit began cleaning Deadpool.
*Cleaning complete*
"Woah I don't smell like shit anymore... Can I take this suit home after I'm"
Nick cut him off and said "No.. Just finish the mission.. kill the targets and crash the plane"
Deadpool replies "On it.. my second favorite black marvel character"
He looks around in the back of the jet and sees what looks like to be Hydra weapons boxes.
he opens one of them and Deadpool said "What in the absolute fuck"
Deadpool sees what looks like to be a venom symbiote in a glass metal container.
"Awww who's a cute little thing... Wait a minute.. I can use this"
Nick replies "Deadpool No.. continue on mission you must crash the plane"
"I think you lied to Me... This wasn't about some Taiwanese covert for Hydra.. you wanted me to destroy this plane full of weapons.. Tell me the Truth"
Nick sighs and replies "It's a half a truth"
"That's still a lie mother fucker" Deadpool said angrily.
"The only Hydra covert is taskmaster.. and he's making a deal with Xi And that Lee Huang isn't a government official... He's a terrorist whose on shields most wanted.. he's known for working with the most corrupt people in the world.. he even had involvement with helping the winter soldier.. and he was involved in weapon x and Weapon XI program... Which gave wolverine he's adamantium skeleton.. And you your healing powers... I'm sorry I didn't tell you Wade"
"I can't believe you lied to me... Why does everyone do this to me" Deadpool said.
"Deadpool calm down.. you still have the mission.. take the plane carefully and I'll explain everything to you.. No more secrets" Nick said.
Deadpool cries a little and says "You think I'm just some big dummy Huh?.. well I'm done with this"
Deadpool thought to leave but the anger inside him couldn't contain it. He thought of the pain that Weapon XI program caused him.
"Wade Wade don't you leave.. continue on mission" Nick said.
Then wade looked at the symbiote and said "Yes sir"
And Wade punched the Glass container and the black symbiote climbed on his suit disabling the exoskeleton suit Nick gave him and destroying the thrusters.
The suit bonded with Wade and it became like another skin.
Deadpool got up and said in his new form
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