Wow reader I can't believe you opened this Story.. Well Hello I'm Deadpool, well the Wattpad version of Deadpool.. anyways so here's my story.
"You have to do better Deadpool.. No More Ruthless Killing" Captain America said.
Deadpool replied "Listen PG-13 Squad.. that may all sound good And dandy but not all villains can be locked away some must be Killed"
Captain America replied "I brought you here so you could have a second chance.. because I believed their was some hope in you, and not that your not a murderous psychopath"
"Ahh Cap such a Romantic.. yeah yeah I understand.. Now if you Excuse Me Cap.. I gotta take a shower"
We see Deadpool skipping down the hallways in the avengers mansion headquarters.
"Lalalala" Deadpool sings as he goes back to his room..
Suddenly Deadpool hears what sounds like yelling,
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"Listen Pepper this is my responsibility"
"Your responsibility?.. Tony.. Deadpool can't change he's just some Crazy Freak who you and Steve feel sorry for"
Pepper walks out of the room, we see Deadpool hide behind the wall to avoid being seen.
"Freak huh" Deadpool said to himself In the empty hallway.
So Deadpool runs back to his room and takes a shower and blasts musics on his phone while he takes a shower.
🎵"Cause baby your a firework" Deadpool started signing in the shower trying to ignore what Pepper said.
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Scene cuts to Deadpool in his bed. Then a knock at the door..
"Mr pool it's Me Thor odinson"
Deadpool replied "Come in"
Thor walks in, and replies "Odins Beard.. Why are you naked?"
"I'm very upset Thor.. so I'm watching Porn to feel better.. Pepper was talking about Me.. I overheard"
Thor replies "I understand.. But Can you cover yourself"
"Yeah sure"
Deadpool grabs his red robe.
"I'm Covered Now" Deadpool Said.
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"Listen Deadpool"
"Please White Jesus.. Just call Me Wade" Deadpool said.
Thor replies "Listen Wade.. Who cares what Peper said.. Stark and Rogers believe in you.. and so do I?"
"Thank you Thor.. you can go Now.. I gotta finish" Deadpool said.
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Scene cuts to Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America Fighting villains
Captain America was fighting Barron zemo
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Iron Man was fighting Whiplash
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And Thor was fighting absorbing man
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Captain America replied to Zemo "You're gonna go back to Prison!"
Zemo replied "I rather die then get sent back to that Pit"
Suddenly a Noise could be heard and then Zemos head falls to the ground.
"No Means No, Cap didn't consent to being touched" Deadpool said jokingly.
"Deadpool! We Said No Killing" Cap said.
"Zemo Just Killed 7 random civilians before you got here.. I don't get it, this is like the 12th time he broke out,.. How long are you gonna do this cap?" Wade said.
Iron Man and Thor look at Deadpool after defeating their villains.
"Deadpool.. I Tried... I really did.. as of this Moment You're done with the avengers" Iron Man said.
"Did you just Fucking Fire me?.. I got a Supervillain off the street and Suddenly I'm the bad Guy?" Deadpool replied.
"I'll give you a 5 minute headstart before we call shield" iron Man Said.
Thor turns his head in sadness.
"Pookie 🥺.. Thor don't look at me that way" Deadpool said.
Then Deadpool runs off.
"Welp I fucked up... But did I? I mean zemo killed hundreds of people and yet he breaks out.. over and over and nothing changes.. and I do something about it and they look at me like a monster?"
*Deadpool Freeze!*
"Fuck it's shield.. I hope I see Samuel L Jackson"
Suddenly Nick fury shows up. And says "Wade Wilson.. I see you left a path of destruction in your life"
"Yeah that's what the Top said when he looked at my Bottom, had to go to a doctor" Deadpool said.
"What?.. Mr Wilson I wanna talk to you about joining Shield"
"Listen Samuel L Jackson I'm a big fan but being a shield service puppet isn't how I wanna live my eternity" Deadpool said.
Nick fury Replied "Or You could spend an eternity in An underground prison"
"Of course I wanna work for shield are you Fucking kidding me" Deadpool said.
