The scene Starts out as Deadpool is walking around the helicarrier. "Oh my Gosh it looks just like the one in avengers 2012" Deadpool said.
"Huh" Nick fury said. Then deadpool Starts running to the computers.
Nick fury Replied "Deadpool what are you doing?"
"Seeing if I can access Brazzers on here" Deadpool said.
Nick Replies "Cut the shit!. You are here to do what you are told.. not to mess around"
"Yes Black King.. it shall never happen again.. You know I've always been a big supporter of Black lives Matter" Deadpool said.
"Follow me to your Quarters" Nick said.
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Scene cuts to Deadpool looking in his new room, "Oh This is Something.. You know Nick I to.. am supporting Kamala Harris for President"
"What is it with you? Did your mother drop you on the head or something?" Nick said.
Deadpool replied "My Mom was busy doing Onlyfans on the streets minus the Internet.. And my dad well.. yeah he's dead.. and my Uncle dropped me on my head twice.. but hey the doctors said I was fine.. Right?"
Nick leaves and Deadpool enters his room. And then he looks at the readers.
"Well this is something isn't it.. just me and two other dude's looking at my words.. anyways what's gonna happen next in the adventures of Deadpool! Hopefully I meet Spider-Man or Play hide and seek with invisible woman.. wink"
"Man I'm sleepy I should jus" Deadpool passes out on his bed.
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"Wake up!" A loud voice says, Deadpool wakes up and sees Nick fury.
"You ruined my dream.. there was this guy named slash.. oh forget it.. what is it.. it's 6:00 in the morning" Deadpool said.
Nick Replies "You have your first mission... Follow Me"
"Hey reader.. what do you think is gonna happen.. I'm whispering so Nick doesn't think I'm crazy" Deadpool and
Nick Replied "You know I can hear you right?"
Deadpool replies "Just talking to myself ;)"
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Scene cuts to Deadpool standing near an opening. "Alright here's your mission.. you're going to take out international hydra operatives on this island.. now right now they can't see us because we're in stealth mode.. now you have two targets.. one is lee huang a government official from Taiwan.. he wants to establish hydra bases around Taiwan. The Taiwanese government wants him eliminated... He's going to try to go China and establish a meeting with the president.. your job is to make sure that doesn't happen.. and also your next Target Is the President of China"
"Are you Fucking serious.. The president of China is an international Hydra agent? Well fuck didn't see that one Coming" Deadpool said.
Nick Replies "We cannot let hydra take over Taiwan.. once it's Taiwan then next it's the world"
"Jeez this Plot is getting real intense in episode 2.. Okay Nick where do you want me to land.. because I can't get caught in Fucking China And I'm pretty sure I'll be seen" Deadpool said.
"He's not in China yet we're following him Now... In the air" Nick said.
"I'm sorry what?" Deadpool said, and then suddenly the windows in the ship reveal the Carrier following him close by.
"I don't understand why don't you just blow the Jet up now" Deadpool said.
Nick Replies "If we do then hydra will know it's us then our covers blown and we will start an international conflict"
"This is some lazy Fucking writing.. okay how am I gonna get on the jet?" Deadpool said.
Nick Replied "With these... This is a thruster pack it's designed to be silent not like a jet pack.. and then we have the Spider gloves... Stick to anything like Spider-Man.. so your gonna thrust on top of the jet.. make your way inside and kill the target.. before he makes it to his meeting"
"Okay so what if I do all that but what happens when he dies what's China Going to think?" Deadpool said.
"I'm glad you asked that.. this here I have in my hand is a USB drive filled with a virus that will cause the engines to fail.. and the jet will fall into the ocean.. classic plane accident.. in some private jets near the seats it has a USB port.. after 30 seconds the engines will fail.. and the jet will fall"
"Okay sounds simple enough" deadpool said.
Nick Replies "Yeah we got reports that he's being guarded by taskmaster"
Deadpool then breaks the fourth wall
"Okay readers listen up Taskmaster first appeared briefly in The Avengers #195 (May 1980), created by writer David Michelinie and artist George Pérez. making his full debut in Avengers #196 (June 1980). Also Taskmaster's “photographic reflexes” enable him to watch another person's physical movements and duplicate them without practice, no matter how unique or complex these movements might be.
So anyways that's just me copying what Google is saying alright readers back to the story... Oh here's a cool picture of him"
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"Who are you talking to?" Nick Replied.
Deadpool replied "Just the voices.. Anyways Taskmaster! What the Hell Nick you couldn't pick any other hero or Piece of Shit out there?"
"You can't die deadpool, you're strong and shield needs you, the world needs you" Nick said.
"Why couldn't you pick wolverine" Deadpool said
Nick Replies "He's Mia.. we can't find him"
"Okay what about Iron Man?" Deadpool replied
Nick Replies "He's on a Mission in Afghanistan"
"Of course Justin writes this shit in... The world needs me Eh.. well I guess that makes me a superhero" Deadpool said
"Yeah sure.. Suit up" Nick said.
Deadpool replied "Sorry readers I gotta leave you on a Cliffhanger for Now"
"Are you High or something?" Nick said.
Deadpool replied "I'm High on Life nick... High on Life"
