Fyi reader my mid-journey Ran out So it's probably going to be shitty meta Ai images for now on.. I mean I love Meta.
Back to the story ;).
"YOU CALLED THE FUCKING DEVIL ON ME"
Nick replies "I had no choice"
Venompool pool looks at the readers/Writer and says "This is just lazy writing.. I'm pretty sure you had multiple choices.. c'mon Justin really.. Mephisto?? Anyone else would have been better.. Dr Doom.. the sinister 6.. Hell Even Lutan from Samurai Slash"
Nick fury Replies "Who the hell are you talking to"
"Enough of this clown.. your coming with Me" Mephisto said
Venompool pool replies "The Hell We are.. ;)"
Then Venompool launches towards fury with rage in his heart. And then Mephisto flies toward venompool and spears him.
"Agh Nick.. my pookie bear.. how could you lie and betray me like this" venompool said.
"Hearing you say that sounding like venom is off putting.. but Wade you wouldn't listen to reason" Nick said.
Venompool said "Yep because calling SATAN Is Reasonable"
*Fight Back* Venom Said to Deadpool in his head.
Then Venompool with all his rage tracked mephisto from out of the helicarrier.
"Take off!" Nick Fury said, wanting to leave Mephisto to fight Venompool.
...
Scene cuts to Vemompool and mephisto falling and fighting in mid-air.
"Your coming back to Hades with Me" mephisto said.
"YOU SOUND LIKE MY EX!" Venompool screamed.
*Bad romance by Lady Gaga plays*
And they start stabbing each other and clawing at each other.
🎵 "I want your love, and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) I want your love and all your lover's revenge You and me could write a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Caught in a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Caught in a bad romance"🎵
"Get off me Your so Clingy" Venompool said to Mephisto.
*Eat his Face!* Venom said in Wades head.
Mephisto burned venompool with his fire hands, Suddenly Venom fell off of Deadpool
"Damn it why do they Always leave" Deadpool said.
Suddenly as Deadpool kept fighting mephisto, mephisto would open portal after portal to other dimensions.
Deadpool and Mephisto suddenly end up in a house with a Christmas tree and it's snowing in the background.
"Did you Unfreeze Mariah Carey You son of a Bitch!" Deadpool said. And Deadpool pulled out his katanas.
"I will Make you my Prisoner!" Mephisto said and he ran towards Deadpool.
"I'm finna Prophet of Truth your Ass" Deadpool said. (Halo 3 reference)
To Deadpool everything felt like slow motion. As he was running towards.. well which was essentially Marvel's devil he was thinking about his life.
About what Thor said. About what Cap said and how he let them down. And how Iron Man believed in him.
Suddenly time became fast again and he stabbed mephisto.. but then another portal opened up.
And Deadpool ended up in What looked like gladiator stadium.
"Just my Luck.. Sucy drops me off here and now I'm stuck in the past... And Oh my Goodness"
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"Bro what the Fuck" Deadpool said.
"This is gotta be battle-world" Deadpool said.
"Yeah Idk about that.. are these gods?.. oh I'm cooked.. wheres my phone... Gotta clear the history"
Suddenly Deadpool Turned around and saw Anubis.
"Oh my fuck it's Clifford the Red Dog" Deadpool said.
"Fool but your heart is.. Fractured.. the feather would be hard to give a judgement for you" Anubis said
"Well uhh Yeah that's Great.. I have a question" deadpool said.
Anubis replied "Ask Away"
"Uhh how do I put this?? Can I pet you?" Deadpool said.
"What?!" Anubis replied.
Deadpool replied "I'm just Joshing Ya.. I would never.. unless 👀.. no.. I mean.. No No.. 👀.. Aha im kidding"
Anubis replied "You Humans and Jokes"
"Ahaha yeah... So uhh can you take me Home" deadpool said.
"After the Tournament is complete.. sit down" Anubis said.
Deadpool walks over to find a seat. he says in his mind *A dog telling me to sit down is Crazy... I gotta get back home and beat up fury*
