fattiesuglyrat: was it casual when he texted me gn..?☹️
bruceybaby: perchance
indenial: friendly, maybe..
uglyrat: STOP.
HE ALSO KISSED MEbruceybaby: HELP WHAT!?!
indenial: THAT ISNT VERY CASUAL..
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the coolest gc everbuttkisser: guys i love chappell roan
robber: are you a lesbian?
buttkisser: IM A LITERAL MAN!?!
fatass: man is a stretch, ur a boy. a child even.
buttkisser: WE ARENT EVEN THAT FAR IN AGE FROM EACHOTGER???
fatass: agree to disagree.
buttkisser: oh btw im coming over!!
fatass: no tf ur not?
----------------------------------The doorbell rung and vance answered, "billy get tf away from my house, ur here every week do u even have ur own house?" vance scowled "i do!! but i like urs better, more specifically ur brother😏😏" billy says while wiggling his eyebrows, griffin comes out of his room to keep vance from punching billy, "billy, stop messing with him" vance gives griffin a side eye, "im going to my room, keep the door open." billy frowns over dramatically
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"look what i just posted.." billy says while giggling "im scared, terrified even.." griffin goes to look at it and immediately drops his phone and lets out the most exaggerated gasp ever "HOW COULD YOU." griffin then gives billy the DIRTIEST look ever. "you look cute though," billy responds smiling, griffin immediately stops giving him a dirty look and turns bright red, at a loss of words, all that could come out his mouth was "i-yea-uhm- thank you??"
billy laughs, he's never seen griffin flustered before, griffins usually bold and has no shame. they were staring at each other for a while until billy started to lean in, griffin couldn't keep his eyes off billy's lips. as soon as they were about to kiss vance walked by the door, "UHM?!? THIS IS THE EXACT REASON I SAID TO KEEP THE DOOR OPEN, BILLY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.." griffin then turned towards vance flabbergasted that he had the audacity to interrupt and told him to leave , vance walked off after that, while griffin was still turned towards the door billy quickly pecked griff's cheek, "well, i have to go. or else your brother might murder me!!" billy said with a sweet smile, "yeah uh, see you."
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fattiesuglyrat: HELP IM FREAKING OUT
indenial: i hope a squirrel came and ate all of your paint and stole your camera, then leaked you being gay to your instagram, then confessed to billy and told him everything you think about him and that you want to live with him and get a hamster and name it billy jr.
bruceybaby: HELP WHAG
indenial: nothing!!!
uglyrat: NONE OF THAT JAPOEND BUT BILLT KISSED ME LIKE WHATTTTTT
bruceybaby: again??
uglyrat: YESAGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT WASNT A GAME HE DID IR WITHOUT HAVING TO THEN HE SKIDADDLED BC VANCE CAUGHT US
indenial: HELP LMAOOOO
uglyrat: vance is literally suxh a cockblocker😒😒😒
uglyrat: BRUCE I CAN TELL UR ABH TO TYPE SOMETHING DONT WVEN DARE TO SAY ANYTHING ATP.
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buttkisser: HAHAHAHAHAHA
fattass: ur not allowed in my house anymore
robber: WHAT HAPPEN
fatass: THIS BITCH ALMOST KISSED MT BROTHER I CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME THO
buttkisser: shouldn't have left us alone after i gave him a little smoochie😏😉😘
fatass: YEAH. N UR NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE.
buttkisser: STOP LMAOOOrobber: lost all of his trust frfr😓😓
oh and also guys i have a bfbuttkisser: WHATATATATTA
fatass: about time.
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if you want me, you know where to find me🤍
HumorINSTA/CHATFIC STORY they r all famous‼️ Brance Rinney Briffin "guys i just saw the most majestic man ever, i remember him from somewhere... HELP!!"