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bruceybaby: uhh guys...
indenial: whatatatat
uglyrat: yessss
bruceybaby: uh so like basically i have to go on a diet... this director called me big
indenial: wait like actually he called u big?😭
bruceybaby: well like not directly to my face...
he told my parents n now my dad refuses to feed me!!! #loluglyrat: i would make a mean comment but like idk if ur joking or like fr
uglyrat: are you good bruce?
indenial: ur like actually perfect the way you are
bruceybaby: im clearly not but thanks guys!! ttyl😜
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the coolest gc everrobber: hey guys!!
fatass: don't you fucking dare. i will kill you.
buttkisser: I WANNA KNOW NOW!!
fatass: i will kill you too
robber: so like i went to go say hi to vance and we went out on a strollllll
robber: AND THENNN while we were walking we saw a little someone on a billboard!!
robber: AND AS SOON AS WE SAW THAT BILLBOARD VANCE TURNS BRIGHT RED AND ZONES OUT STARING AT IT
fatass: FUCKHEAD I SAID STOP
buttkisser: WHO WAS ON THE BILLBOARD
robber: THE ONE AND ONLY BABYFACE BRUCE🥰🥰🥰
buttkisser: HOLY MOLY
fatass: you guys are pmo
buttkisser: yk you love us💕💕💕
fatass: i really don't
buttkisser: YOU DO LOVE BRUCE THO🥰
fatass: actually stfu
robber: i don't see any denying it
buttkisser: HELPfatass: ACTUALLY STFU WITH THE UGLY ASS BLUE EMOJIS.
______________________priv messages between amy and bruce
amy: bruce im so serious right now you have to eat
bruce: even if i wanted to i couldn't
amy: who gives a shit what mom and dad or that stupid director thinks... your the one famous and perfect not them??
bruce: maybe i would be even more famous by listening to them
amy: bruce im begging you
amy: im not joking
any: i'll make you anything, take you anywhere, please just eat something
bruce: im sorry amy.
_________________messages between vance and bruce
vance: uh
vance: hi
bruce: heyy! how are you doing
vance: i'm doing good how about you
bruce: im doing great😋
vance: i know im not always the nicest but um would you like to maybe go to the park? i want to get to know you and like maybe be friends? it's okay if you don't want to i totally understand
bruce: ofcc i would love to!! what timee
vance: maybe around 5 if it's okay with you?
bruce: alrighty see you then!!
vance: see you
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fattiesbruceybaby: *3 screenshots attached*
ugly rat: o nah
indenial: bruce u actually talk like a bot...
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RUSHED CHAPTER GUYS IM SORRY😭😭
LMK IF I SHOULD CONTINUE WRITING THISi'll probably fix this later...
sorry for not posting in a while🤗
SEE YA LATER POOKIES!!😈
YOU ARE READING
if you want me, you know where to find me🤍
HumorINSTA/CHATFIC STORY they r all famous‼️ Brance Rinney Briffin "guys i just saw the most majestic man ever, i remember him from somewhere... HELP!!"