Sorry this took longer than usual. I got that game Black Myth: Wukong, and got distracted. It's A lot of fun and I highly recommend it.
Anyways Enjoy
The living world
The school bell rings and everyone is leaving the school all with smiles on their faces. They're not just smiling because school is over. They are also Happy because it's now officially spring break
Y/n: finally. I was starting to think the bell was never going to ring.
Troy: no kidding. I swear the last day of school before break always feels the longest
Y/n: that's how it always is. Now usually I'll wait for everyone else but I'm going directly home and enjoying whatever time I can enjoy away from this place.
Troy: I do not blame you. Seriously this place takes your will to live some times
Y/n: or your life.
Troy: you talking about the football team?
Y/n: yep but anyways gotta go, we'll talk later
You drive home and soon you reach your house and go inside.
Y/n: home sweet home. Time to sit back and relax.
Before you could do any of those things a portal opens right in front of you. You see Loona who immediately grabbed you and the next thing you knew was that you were in the I.M.P van
Y/n: what? Where? Where am I?
Blitzo: buckle up kid we got work to do.
Blitzo was driving like a mad man with the music on full blast. He was poorly singing along to the song that was playing. Loona was sitting in the passenger seat clearly annoyed by Blitzo's singing. Moxxie was covering his ears clearly not enjoying the music and how loud it was. Millie rolls down the window and smiles as she leans out. You were holding onto moxxie for dear life believing that you were about to die.
Blitzo violently turns the corner into the parking lot of the building where you guys operate. Blitzo was approaching the parking spot he uses a pink car takes it and Blitzo immediately slammed on the brakes.
Blitzo: holy shit fuck?
Blitzo sees the pink car and then the license plate
Blitzo: oh you "Suck 4 Life" do you? (Pulls out a mega phone) Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
The passenger of the car gets out and Blitzo is shocked
Blitzo: oh shit. Verosika?
Verosika: Blitzo
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is…
Blitzo climbs out of the door window then falls and faceplants onto the ground then immediately stands up
Blitzo: …three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.
Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell
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Helluva boss/Hazbin Hotel X Male Human Reader
Fanfiction(y/n) a normal teenager in high school was living a pretty normal life, at least until he learns that his parents sold his soul for a crap load of money. Who told him this you might ask. Well the demon who bought it to begin with, the radio demon. N...
