We begin with Blitzo and Stolas in bed together. Blitzo was smoking and Stolas had his hands tied together
Stolas: I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.
Blitzo: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about... (Burns the rope freeing stolas) But do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like fifteen new clients waiting for heads to roll
Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself
Blitzo pushes Stolas away
Stolas: The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.
Blitzo: Wrath, huh? Some of my employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks.
Stolas: (sits up) Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all (gets under the covers and then appears between Blitzo's legs) special access.
Blitzo: Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly.
Stolas: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.
Blitzo: Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.
Stolas: (baby-talk voice) Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait...
Blitzo: (waves a dismissive hand) Oh, fuck my clients
Meanwhile with Millie and Moxxie
Moxxie's phone rings but he denied the call not even half a second later the phone rings again and Moxxie answers
Moxxie: What do you want, sir?
Blitzo: Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?
Millie: The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!
Moxxie: (sighs) Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?
(Blitzo falls down onto the bed from the ceiling)
Moxxie: of course
Meanwhile at the V Tower
Your phone immediately rings
Y/n: (tired) why now?
Velvette: (tired) can you please grab the damn phone.
Y/n: the table is on your side remember?
Velvette only sighed and grabs the phone and answered it.
Velvette: (tired) who is it? What do you want?
Blitzo: don't know who you are but is y/n there?
Velvette without saying a word hands you the phone. You grab it and start talking
Y/n: (tired) what is it Blitzo? I'm tired
Blitzo: sorry to wake you up but the rest of us are heading to the wrath ring so are you in or out.
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Helluva boss/Hazbin Hotel X Male Human Reader
Fanfiction(y/n) a normal teenager in high school was living a pretty normal life, at least until he learns that his parents sold his soul for a crap load of money. Who told him this you might ask. Well the demon who bought it to begin with, the radio demon. N...
