Light yagami hates monkey d luffy.
Dazai was still making out with chuuya when he noticed the pizza sauce spilled on the ground.
Muhammad was playing nearby and fell face first into it and cry
"No dont cry." Tanjiro told him, picking him up. "Lets find your parents."
Chuuya and Dazai watched, when some tall hot shawty came over to pick up the maggot.
"Here you go sir!" Tanjiro said
"You should've kept this." Gojo moaned, taking Muhammad away, "he needs a mommy."
"Fuck no, thats your problem now." Tanjiro smiled :D
Chuuya made Dazai let go of his booty, walking over to gojo. "Is that your baby?" He asked.
"Wanna hold him?" Gojo asked, handing him to chuuya, "I just gotta get some milk real quick."
Chuuya observed the baby, "You look like you got fucking period blood on you."
Gojo never came back. It had been nine weeks.
Dazai and Chuuya (Atsushi) were still taking care of Muhammad, they totally didnt leave him at the detective agency to run off and have seggs.
"Whos kid even is this?" Kunakida asked put loud cuz he also thought he was in the truman show.
Since dazai is a snow white kinnie, he ate a plastic apple that he found on temu that came from china and died.
Chuuya raised Muhammad for an entire five years
Now Muhammad was a brain rot teenager.
"Tch, Chuuya! I want the new PS6!" Muhammad said in an edgy teenager voice.
Thats when there was a knock on the door, standing there was Naruto.
"What do you want?" Chuuya asked
"I found Dazai's dead corpse dawg." Naruto spoke, throwing it at him, "I'm gonna be Hokage!"
Chuuya punched dazai and he came back to life.
"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-chuuya, you look as twerkalicious as ever." Dazai moaned.
Mohammed waddled over, "CHUUYA! I WANT A PS6!" thats when he saw dazai, chuuya, and naruto having a threesome.
As for gojo? He completely forgot about Muhammad until he shit so hard it gave him flashbacks. He was currently running to chuuyas house after stalking him on facebook
Gojo walked in on the threesome, and Muhammad playing fortnite. He didnt give a fuck about Muhammad anymore, and joined the seggs party.
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gojo x dazai x chuuya
Humorlevi dies. gojo needs to find new love and a new sugar mommy for him and muhammad, when he meets another short tsundere baddie and a tall daddyzai