Chris: [opening box, as an astronaut works on a robot] We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. [scene changes from outer space to Camp Wawanakwa] And this season, we're going right back to where it all began...at Camp Wawanakwa! I'm Chris McLean and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away. And by "changed", I mean, gotten really really really really dangerous. [a giant octopus's tentacle appears and smashes the intern into the water as Chris giggles] Good stuff! But the rules of the game remain the same. A handful of unsuspecting teams will bunk with complete strangers. Air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins $1,000,000 dollars! Speaking of our cast, here they come now! Meet Jo.
Jo: [to Scott] Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis!
Chris: Scott!
Scott: [to Jo] Right back at ya. [sniffs his armpit]
Chris: Zoey,Mike,and y/n
Zoey: [to Mike] Can you believe we're here?
Mike: Yeah, it's... [he says looking at me] beautiful.
I look away with a huge blush on my face while Zoey has a dopey smirk on hers.
Chris: Lightning!
Lightning: [knocks Mike,Me,and Zoey out of the way] Hello, Gorgeous! [kisses his bicep]
After that lightning jerk pushed us I found myself under Mike I think his name is? He's kinda cute.
Mike: umm[he says looking away] sorry about that![he nervously chuckles]
"Uh no your fine!" I said panicking on the inside. Gosh my face could not be more red!
Chris: Brick.
Brick: [saluting, accidentally dropping Zoey in the process] Brick MacArthur, reporting for duty!
Chris: B and Dawn.
Dawn: [to B] Your aura is an exceptionally purplish-yellow. Oh, it suits you, though.
Chris: Dakota!
Dakota: Hey there. [giggles] Dakota here! And I'm here to win this! [is cut off by Chris mid-sentence]
Chris: Anne Maria!
Anne Maria: [applying spray tan] Ah, yeah, three more coats ought a do it.
Dakota: [pushes Anne Maria out of the camera] Whoa, who said you could pan away?
Anne Maria: [attacks Dakota with her spray tan] Don't push me, Blondie!
Chris: [as Staci walks up behind Anne Maria] Staci!
Staci: My Great Aunt Milly invented suntans. Yeah, before her, people used to smear themselves with clay. [Anne Maria sprays Staci with spray tan as well]
Chris: Cameron!
Cameron: Fresh air, a real lake, birds! [Birds knock him off a railing]
Chris: And Sam.
Sam: [playing video games] Oh yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade! Heh heh, now we're cooking!
Chris: Yup, it's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever! [detonates a bomb on the yacht] Right here on Total Drama Revenge of the Island.
After Chris said that he pressed a button that caused the yacht to blow up sending all of us flying.
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Mike: [during his 1st confessional] Okay, my 1st confessional! So, uh, Y/n... Nice girl. Okay, super nice! I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. See, I have this, uh, quirk? I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again. [sadly] Oh...———————————————————————————————————————————————Zoey: [during her 1st confessional] Wow, I can't believe I'm in the Total Drama confessional, it's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice. I came on this show with my best friend y/n! And I don't know if it's just my but I'm sensing some romance between her and Mike!———————————————————————————————————————————————
Zoey: soo stoked to be here! Me and y/n have been watching total drama forever.
"who knows,maybe we'll make some new friends!"I say looking at Zoey
I noticed mike staring at me,Zoey noticed too and started smirking at me.
Dawn: [talking to Zoey] yes! That would be good considering you're an only child and all.
Zoey: [confused and shocked] wha-? Who told you that?
Dawn: your soul reads like an open book! [she grabs Zoey's hand] you had such a lonely childhood,it must have been difficult.
Zoey:[takes her hand away]
Dawn:[looks at me] and it would be good for you to make friends too with your inability to socialize.
"Yeah...that would be good" I say defeated. She didn't have to call me out like that...
Chris[on the intercom] ATTENTION FRESH MEAT! See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail and do NOT disturb the wildlife! That would be bad.
Lightning:[nudging Sam] yeah,we wouldn't want to upset the BUNNIES!
Chris:the tiniest sound could set them off,like THIS[loud horn over the intercom]
We all heard a loud roar and saw the trees coming down and we all ran for our lives...
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