Not only did I have the best sleep here,I also had the best breakfast I've had in the while!
Courtney thought otherwise,though. We were smuggling some food for Sam. (I brought sausages)
Challenge time
Chris:at ease,soldiers. Let's all welcome back Sam from exile!
Sam looked really ruff. I felt so bad,I'm just glad we brought him something to eat,though.
Zoey:hey,Sam. How was exile?
Sam:aside from all the blinding hunger and bear attacks,pretty good actually...
Mike:don't worry,buddy. I we smuggled you some breakfast! (He whispered)
Chris:welcome to today's experiment with your pain thresholds! (he laughed) Get ready for an ingenious twist on the war-movie challenge from season 2. There are 2 weapon catches in the heart of the forest. The big one is filled with state-of-the-art paintball weaponry,and the little one has a bunch of cruddy old paintball slingshots. Whoever gets their first pick,and then you've gotta pick off the competition. You get one point for each opponent you splatter. First team to take out everyone on the opposing team wins!
Jo:but that's 7 to our 6!
Y/n:(ugh,again with the "fairness"...)
Chris:if you want to get even,you should win a challenge!
Duncan:paintball again? Ooh original! What a twist! (He said with sarcasm )
Y/n:(what an idiot...)
Chris:oh yeah,that. One of the conditions of my parole is that I can't use or be around hard projectiles like paintball,so...instead you'll be using leeches!
He cheered while showing us buckets of leeches. I've never wanted to throw up more in my life.
Chris:as winners of yesterday's challenge,the Heroes get a full one minute head start. Ready...set...[loud gun fire]
Courtney:move it! Hustle! So help me,you'll never see a never sunrise!
Confessional
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Mike:Courtney's kinda scary sometimes [gasp]
???:and I love when things get scary~[gasp]
Mike:so uh...what was I saying?
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Zoey:over there! (Pointed at the top of the tree)
Courtney:the big one! Go for the big one!
Unfortunately the Villains somehow got to the big crate first. We found a cave for Sam to rest in. We put Courtney in charge of guarding him.
Y/n:stealthy forest maneuvers? Sounds like a job for Svetlana! Right? (I asked Mike)
Mike took a deep breath.
Sierra:ooh,goody! She's my favorite!
Cam:Svetlana,is that you?
Mike:nah,still me...
Y/n:um...well I'm sure it's nothing we can't handle,right?
Mike:right...
Confessional
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Mike:okay,not too long ago I couldn't keep my alternate personalities in;now I can't get them out![hits his elbow on the wall]ow! Dang wall! Am I right,Chester...? Huh? [Rips his shirt off] yo,Vito! My shirt's off,come and get it! Vito...? Anybody...?...it's ok! Don't worry,it's not the end of the world. At least y/n still likes me...(his voice shakes)
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Y/n:I wonder if that voice I heard from him the other day has anything to do with his alters not coming out...
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Alejandro:ah! I've been hit!(he fall off his hands,landing on the floor)
Zoey:sorry,but not really...(she waved)
Scott got hit with his team's cannon. It was funny.
Chris:[on the intercom] that's 2 points for the heroes! And a zilch for the villains!
Duncan:but Zoey only hit Alejandro!
Then Mike hit Heather. Which was funnier.
Chris:[on the intercom] make that 3 to 0!
Like a couple minutes later
Chris:[on the intercom] it's 5 to 2! 1 more point and the hamsters win!
Jo found Sam and Courtney in the cave and instead of GUARDING him,Courtney used Sam as a shield! Both getting hit in the process.
Chris:[on the intercom] the villains are catching up,it's now 4 to 5!
Then Jo shot Zoey when she tried to shoot Jo.
Chris:[on the intercom]5 to 5! The villains have a shot!
Y/n:(oh,it's on Jo...nobody shoots MY best friend!)
I stealthily followed Jo through the woods. Even though I'm terrible at shooting,I'm very determined when it comes to my best friend. As she was walking under a tree,I held out a leech. Mike spotted me but saw my pleading eyes to not make a sound. Thankfully I managed to hit Jo on the head with the leech,giving us the win!
Cam volunteered to exile,I was worried cause...it's cam. Jo was eliminated but honestly,who cares. Duncan and Courtney switched teams;good riddance Courtney but poor Gwen.
After the ceremony
Y/n:hey Mike! Wait up! (I tried catching up with him)
Mike:huh? Oh,hey y/n. What's up?
Y/n:uhm well,that's kinda what I wanted to ask you...
Mike:huh?
Y/n:you know,like with your alters. Is everything ok?
Mike:well honestly,I don't know what's going on. I tried calling them out earlier but...nothing happened.
Y/n:I'm sure their just being stubborn,but I'm here for you if you need anyone to talk to.(Something's off. This isn't Mike. But I can't tell for sure...hm)
I pulled Mike into a tight hug.
Y/n:I will always be for you no matter what,ok Mike?
Mike:huh? Y-yeah,ok! (He pulled out off my hug quickly with a red face)
Y/n:(I knew it...) well I'll talk to you tomorrow,good night Mike!(I walked to my room)
Mike:[gasp]huh?
Confessional
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Mike???:[gasp] my,my~ what do we have here? That y/n girl won't notice a thing~ (he chuckled)
Mike:[gasp] huh? What am I doing here?]
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Y/n:Mike has never pulled away from my hugs especially that fast,and neither has his alters. This is somebody new...someone I can't wait to meet...
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