The next morning we were all outside when suddenly we heard a loud siren.
Chris:morning campers! I have a very special treat for you!
Lightning:fantasy football?!
Zoey:espressos?!
Y/n:real food?!
Scott:helicopter bear hunt?!
Chris:nope! It's merge day! No more team rat,no more team maggots! From now on it's every man and woman for themselves. Chef,drop it like it's hot!
Then chef dropped a huge block of solid concrete on OUR cabin! Now we have to pick our stuff out of the mess.
Zoey:ugh,c'mon! Gimme my clothes!
Mike:hey y/n,they're probably too big but I found an extra pair of Brick's boots if you want them.
Y/n:oh Mike,you're so sweet!
Zoey:yeah,especially now that you've stopped doing those "crazy" characters.
Confessional
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Y/n:I think it's time to tell Zoey the truth...even it's not my call,I can imagine Mike's personalities being offended by the things she says!
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Over
Y/n:uh...Zoey? There's something I need to-[loud horn siren interrupting me]
Chris:it's CHALLENGE TIME!
Y/n:...great.
Chris:for today's challenge it's about grabbing 'em and tagging em'
Chef brought out formal contestant Duncan all tied up. When he was released,Duncan just booked it.
Y/n:um,ok?(did they really expect him to stay still?)
Chris:players,commence smashing and grabbing,NOW!
I found my key in the garage disposal,ew. I got attacked by a naked laser beam eyed squirrel during the process,that was fun.
Chris:Extreme Chef Otto,you've each been given a can of spray paint and a GPS map of the island. Your mission,is to race your go-carts around the island and be the first to graffiti tag the three landmarks. Oh,and you have to steal the go-carts from chef. The first player to completely tag all three landmarks,win immunity and get to choose who's going home tonight! And GO!
We started there ready to go but chef and his army of naked laser beam eyed squirrels came in clutch.
Y/n:dang it,not again!
I was about to throw hands with these squirrels (no I wasn't) but luckily cam distracted them with peanuts. Zoey started running her cart and Mike was with...Scott?
Y/n:(no......no,no,NO! NOT MIKE! First Zoey,now Mike?!)
Making it to the first landmark, I made a star with my yellow spray paint. Me and Zoey were neck and neck which was pretty fun. I glanced behind me to see cam catching up to us and Mike driving Scott.
The next landmark was a tree, me and Zoey effortlessly marked at while the others where behind us. What about Mike?
Zoey:we should going before the others show up!
Y/n:huh? Oh...right.
Zoey:something wrong?
Y/n:nothing,let's go!
At the third landmark we got a new message from Chris saying there was a FOURTH landmark now!
Y/n:are you kidding me?
Then Mike and Scott showed up.
Scott:oh mike,gimme a boost~
Y/n:what? Do it yourself you lazy jerk!
Then mike started giving him a boost?
Y/n:what the heck is this?! Mike why are you helping him?!
Mike:because,b-because I have to!
Zoey:that's it! Come on y/n,he's not right for you!
Then as I made half my mark,Scott knocked me down a branch!
Zoey:Y/N!
Y/n:SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Mike:Y/N!
I watched as Scott started stepping on him then ripped his shirt off!
Vito:aye yo bro,have you seen my Cara Mia around?
Scott:yeah,just gimme a tow and I'll show ya!
Vito:you got it.
Y/n:Vito no,I'm over here! Vito?! VITO! [luckily Zoey caught me as I started falling] it's no use y/n,we're gonna have to catch up to them.
Zoey:let's go,gotta punch Mike or Vito or whatever his name is,for leaving you to DIE!
Y/n:Zoey wait up!
After driving to the last landmark (surprisingly passed Zoey)I saw Scott looking more smug than ever...so I hopped out my cart and ran towards him.
Y/n:WHERES MIKE?! [I yelled,grabbing him by the collar]
I looked behind him seeing Mike knocked out.
Scott:you know if it wasn't for him ,I wouldn't have won [he chuckled]
I didn't say anything,I punched him so hard I ended up knocking HIM out and giving him a nosebleed than ran over to Mike.
Y/n:Mike? MIKE?! MIKE PLEASE WAKE UP!
In Mike's head
Mike:...y/n? Where am I?
Vito:AYE YO! We're in your flippin mind!
Chester:it's his subconscious,you salami head!
Svetlana:I think it's time we show you who's boss!
Mani:yeah! This shrimp keeps getting in the way of me and my treasure!
Mike:I'm in the way?! You guys have been pushing me around for way to long! It's payback time.
Out of his head
He started fighting himself then held still...
Y/n:......Mike?
Mike:...
Y/n:MIKE!
Mike:I WON!
Zoey:what?
Mike:I-I won...
Y/n:(*sighs* so they're ok...)
Finally after so long we explained to Zoey about Mike's disorder.
Zoey:oh...I'm really sorry about what i said Mike I-
Mike:hey! It's all good,you were just looking out for a friend.
At the elimination ceremony...
Chris:I have another surprise for you kiddos~
Y/n:we get chocolate instead of marshmallows...?
Chris:this is a DOUBLE elimination round! So Scott gets to pick out 2 losers!
Scott:eenie meenie miney moe,who are the biggest loseros? [he pointed towards me and Mike] it's them 2!
Zoey:what?!
Cam:what!?
As me and Mike headed towards the catapult, I decided to do one more thing...
Y/n:hey Scott,I've got one more thing for you~
Before he could respond I knocked him out again and whispered something to Zoey
Y/n:make sure you find and take that statue from him!
Zoey:right!
And after that,me and Mike were out of the game. At least we were together,that's enough for me!
Hoped you like~
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