One Punch Man Oneshots

One Slash Kitten

Saitama muttered a bit angrily under his breath as he was sitting on the couch and trying to open a bag of chips. He had remembered that one time when he had accidentally caused Genos to lose a portion of his memory because he had accidentally hit him.

Surely, he didn't want to repeat the same mistake again. He eased the force a bit on the bag of chips and got to thinking.

Hmm...I can pull the bag apart to open it because if I do...everything will go flying, but yet again, do I need to pull the bag apart. Hmm...oh, I know what I can do.

Saitama places his thumb and finger on opposite sides on the top of the bag with one hand and does the same thing with his other hand. He then begins to gently rip the bag in half.

Yes...THIS IS GOING TO WORK! CHIPS! MY CHIPS!!!

Saitama accidentally miscalculated the force he needed to rip the bag and accidentally ripped the entire bag in half, causing chips to go flying.

NO!!!!

Saitama casually grabs every single chip that flew in the air and sat back down on the couch. He seemed annoyed.

Ugh...that was close.

Saitama grabbed the remote and turned on the TV. He was beginning to get bored again. He didn't have anything to do since Genos was called in for something by the Hero Association. They didn't really need Saitama for anything currently.

Should I go to the movie theaters or something? Maybe I should check to see what King is doing.

He began watching TV and noticed the many reports of monster corpses lying on the ground with their limbs completely missing. Saitama raised his eyebrows.

"Who could've done that?" Saitama said to himself. He scratched his bald head. Since he had nothing to do, he might as well go outside for a stroll. After all, the trees seemed to be blooming.

Saitama casually got up from the couch and stretched. He glanced at his hero jumpsuit and decided to leave it alone. He didn't really need to wear it today anyway.

He grabbed his wallet and strolled out of the apartment, thinking about what he would be doing for the rest of the day.

...

Saitama was roaming the corridors of the Hero Association HQ. He was beginning to think that King was probably not in the Hero Association building, so he had some other ideas on where King might've been.
Probably at the arcade or something...might have to go there in order to find him...

Saitama turns around and waits for the elevator doors to open. When it does open, he spots two roughed up heroes in the elevator. He raises his eyebrows.

"So, looks like you guys got in some stuff..." Saitama said plainly. The heroes frowned.

"Dammit! We could've had that monster, but I'm grateful to be alive anyway." One of the heroes said.

"Yeah, definitely." The other said.

Saitama was confused.

"Oi, what do you guys mean by that?" Saitama asked. The heroes looked at each other and looked back at Saitama.

"The thing or hero that defeated the monsters for us is unknown. The association can't pin down who was responsible for the killings." One of the heroes said.

"Ah...I see. Maybe it was Genos?" Saitama asked, brushing his chin. The heroes shook their heads.

"You mean the Demon Cyborg? No, it couldn't have been. He was sent out to find out what hero or thing could've done that, because apparently, it wasn't the doing of any S-Class Hero..." The other hero replied.