One Punch Man Oneshots

Kakigori

1

Saitama watched TV in his new room in the Hero Association HQ. He found comedies and thrillers particularly interesting, but the fact that Genos had to interrupt him every time a new episode came on seemed to get on his nerves.

"Hey, Sensei, do you believe in shooting stars?" Genos asked, sitting upright. Saitama needed clarification on whether Genos was asking him this question as a joke or if he was for real. Saitama cleared his throat.

"Umm...no, I don't. Why did you ask me that question?"

"I just saw that there will be a stargazing event happening on the west side of City A. We could chill there. Of course, I'm not forcing anything on you. I'm just saying that it is possible to catch some stars, Master Saitama."

"Eh...I'll pass, maybe. Is there a monster on the way there? There seem to be more monsters appearing than ever before."

"According to my knowledge, more than likely. Are you mainly interested in just fighting?"

"I would like to see you fight. You just got an upgrade, and I have yet to see you in action against a monster. Although, I did hear that you went against a Dragon Level Threat, or whatever it is that they call it."

"I did, and that abomination didn't give me too much of a problem either. Well, I can show you more of my strength on our way to the location. I'm getting the blankets." Genos got up and walked to the closet. He grabbed the blankets and stuffed them in a bag. When he got back, Saitama was putting on his flip-flops. Why doesn't Master get new attire? After all, he's got more yen now, so there shouldn't be any excuse. Maybe he's still a simple person, Genos thought.

"Ah...almost forgot, let's get some kakigori on our way there too. I'm in the mood for it."

"No problem." Genos replied. Saitama and Genos were about to leave the room, but Saitama walked back and turned off the TV. He would always remember to do it in his old apartment, but he could see himself quickly forgetting in a space this luxurious.

2

Saitama and Genos walked in the streets of City A, eating kakigori. Saitama grinned with pleasure, obviously taking more joy in eating it than Genos. As they made a right turn on another street, barely crossing over before a car attempted to run them over, a paper flew into Genos's hand. It was a newspaper. Genos looked it over and raised his eyebrows: HEROES FROM THE HERO ASSOCIATION JOIN THE NEO HEROES! WHICH ASSOCIATION IS BETTER FOR OUR WORLD?!

Saitama mindlessly thinks about eating another kakigori until Genos taps him on the shoulder.

"Master, it seems the Hero Association is starting to lose recognition. The Neo Heroes are trying to take their place. What do you think?"

"Don't know, don't care."

"But Master, this may be serious...what if..." Genos's kakigori flies out of his hand so fast that he almost thinks Master Saitama has pushed him. It turns out that there was a monster in front of them both. Genos and Saitama leaped back and stood their ground.

DEMON LEVEL THREAT: KAKIGORI

"I DON'T GET IT! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE KAKIGORI AS I DO?! YOU, PEOPLE, ARE INSANE! YOU INCOMPETENT ANIMALS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE ANYMORE!" Kakigori screamed.

Just like Genos had already figured out, the monster was made out of pure slushy, which meant its durability wasn't that high. Indeed, he could make quick work out of this weakling. Genos got in his battle stance.

"Watch, Master, as I exterminate the monster. This is a testament to Doctor Kuseno's work."

"Sure...go ahead," Saitama replied. Genos dashed at the monster at full speed. Kakigori didn't even notice he had moved; by the time he did, it was already too late.