"God Violet, I would bone Luke Hemmings," Louis stops in the middle of the hallway," all. night. long" he says in between hip thrusts and I can't help from bursting out laughing."Yeah Louis, I don't really think you're his type." He rolls his eyes.
"You should let him bone you, since you know him so well." Louis says sarcastically as he slides into his desk.
"Luke would never date someone like me." I look down at my hands that are folded neatly in my lap. Nobody in this entire school would want to date me. I don't have huge boobs, or perfect skin, or long blonde hair, and blue eyes. I'm about as average as you can get.
"Yeah no shit honey. Luke doesn't date anyone. He's more of a 'hit it and quit it' type of guy. If you know what I mean." he wiggles his eyebrows at me as I scrunch my face in disgust.
"He probably has like genital herpes or someth-" I'm cut off by Luke sliding into the desk next to me.
"Who probably has genital herpes or something?" Luke smirks and my heart feels like it's going to beat out of my chest.
"Oh hey Luke," Louis smiles, "we were just talking about you." I shoot a 'shut the fuck up' look at Louis and he just shrugs his shoulders, a dumb smile across his face.
"Talking about me and my genital herpes that I don't have?" Luke laughs.
"What," I practically screech, since my voice always gets high when I'm nervous,"no! Pft. What? No."
"Right," he laughs, "so, Violet, I was wondering if you were coming to my friend Michael's birthday party this Friday?" He turns to me. Being the dumbshit that I am, I just stare at him with a completely stupid look on my face. Behind Luke, Louis mouths 'words Violet, say words' right, words.
"Mm yeaga flufgs." Luke looks at me with confusion. Louis holds up a piece of paper behind Luke's head.
"ENGLISH WORDS YOU IDIOT"
"Y-yeah, we would l-love to go." Stupid stupid stupid. Something is definitely wrong with me because I can't talk to an attractive human boy without making a complete idiot of myself. Speaking of attractive boys, there's one in front of the fucking classroom right now. Wow, this must be my lucky day.
"Class this is Calum. He had a schedule mixup, and is now in this class. Everyone give Calum a warm 3rd period English welcome." Mr. Matthews smiles.
There were a few 'Hello Calum''s here and there. Everyone else just made some weird noise that didn't require much energy.
"Calum could you please sit next to Violet? Luke you could sit up in the front since youre not doing so well in this class." Luke groans as he picks up his things and stomps to the front of the class. Calum sits next to me and I'm pretty sure his sent alone has me drooling.
"Violet," Mr. Matthews turns to me, "you are going to help Calum. anything he needs, he asks you." he turns around and starts writing todays assignment on the board.
"First question," Calum turns to me, "why are you so pretty." he smiles this amazing, beautiful smile, and my heart actually melts.
The question threw me off guard so I literally start choking on my spit and go into a full-on coughing attack in the middle of class.
"Is she alright?" Calum asks Louis, who's patting my back.
"Yeah, she's fine. She just has this weird disease where her spit glands produce way more spit than her mouth can handle, so sometimes she chokes." Louis shurgs and I'm actually jealous of how quickly he can come up with a lie.
"What the fuck? No I do not!" My cheeks were burning and I shot Louis the most pissed off look I could put on my face. He just throws his hands up in mock defense and I roll my eyes again.
"Second question," Calums voice causes me to whip my head towards him, breaking the death stare I was giving my best friend, "Is he your boyfriend?" I assume he's talking about Louis and we both burst out laughing.
"Honey, im about as straight as Kevin Jonas' hair" Louis says in between laughs.
Calum looks confused, "Who the fuck is Kevin Jonas?"
"From the Jonas brothers," I widen my eyes in shock and he just shrugs his shoulders. "How could you not know who the Jonas Brothers are?"
"I just dont. Maybe I could come over on friday and you could show me what the Jonas Brothers are." he smirked and I literally felt my lungs collapse inside my chest.
"Woah fuckboy, the 'Jonas Brothers' are not code for any part of the female anatomy, so calm your boner." Louis says and Calums face turns really red. Its kinda cute the way he's getting so embarrased.
"Ignore him," I whisper to Calum, " I would love to hang out with you." Who the fuck am I right now? Those words actually just came out of my mouth and I'm not sure how I got them out without vomiting.
Calum nods his head and his cute ass smile spreads across his cute ass face," Third question," he trails, "why haven't we gotten in trouble for talking this whole period?"
"Mr. Matthews doesn't really care. We basically do whatever we want in this class." I shrug and Louis nods his head, agreeing with me.
The bell rings, and we all file out of the classroom. Calum waves at me as he walks the opposite way, heading to his next class. I wave back with a huge smile spread across my face like an idiot.
"Oh my god violet!" Louis gasps, hitting my shoulder.
"Ow, what" I rub the spot where he just hit me.
"You like Calum!" he squeals
"Shh!" I scold him for being so loud, "I don't like Calum."
"Yes you do. You like Calum, and Calum likes you, but you also like Luke, and Luke likes you too! Don't even try to deny it he was shooting daggers at Calum the whole class. This is like fucking twilight all over again."
"Louis." I groan
"Hey, don't moan my name. Save that for Calum on Friday." he winks and i immediately blush.
"Please stop." I whine
"You know that you agreed to hang out with both Luke and Calum on Friday." I face palm.
Shit.
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okay so i had writers block for a while and i didnt know how i wanted this chapter to go. i also went to ROWYSO on August 1st (today is the 4th) and i have post concert depression bc i miss my sons. also louis is my fav character in this story omg. and ik not all gay ppl are flamboyant, but thats just how i want Louis' character to act. Thanks for reading. love u<3-riley
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