Same thing as last time I took this from the wiki and edited it.
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Blitzø and the crew driving their gray van along the street.Blitzø: I love this song! (poorly singing along with the song on the radio) ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Scarlet just has his eyes closed seeming to be asleep even though the music is blaring to the point were the van is sleeping
Blitzø: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
They drive into the parking lot of the building.
Blitzø: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
Blitzø: Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitzø slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Though Scalret doesn't wake.
Millie: "Guess he's a heavy sleeper."
Blitzø turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".
Blitzø: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
Blitzø: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.
Blitzø: Oh, shit! Verosika!
Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzø: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
Blitzø falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.
Blitzø: ...three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.
Blitzø: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".
Blitzø: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.
Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.
From inside the vanScarlet: That looks less than legal.
Millie reals back in surprise having crawled over him in order to get a better look.Millie: Your awake!
Scarlet: I was awake the entire time.
Millie: Then why didn't you respond
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The Scarlet King is back
FanfictionThe scarlet king start's interacting with hell, hazbin hotel, and helluva boss let's see how this goes.