Scarlet turns around and waves a finger to lock the door and switch the sign from open to closed. Then all the lights dim and several spells can be seen and the windows darken. And since no one is still here this makes it very private and still does not draw any attention since nobody can see the spells unless SK allows it.
SK: So what are you doing here?
GOD: Well, when you escaped from your cell I couldn't find you but then I got words of a couple powerful beings being in hell for the past couple of decades. But the thing that really sold me you were here was that last year 4 Executioners went missing. Now supposedly they found the body of one of them but the other three never were found. After that it was as simple as scanning for you although I almost missed you as your powers seem so dim even now while standing next to you.
SK: Well that's because I turned myself mortal in a way. I still have my immunity, immortality, and all of my powers they are just lessened so that way beings like the archangels and sins don't come here looking for a fight or to swindle me. Plus it's fun watching some of the mortals both demons and sinners think they can threaten me. Though I can still access my king and demon form and my full powers at any time, I want that to be a surprise to the mortals.
GOD: (eye roll) Always with the dramatics
SK: Watch it sonny, I am the older one between the two of us. Hell I'm the oldest god around, Besides while I am a God I'm still a villain, at least that's what you all think, and so if I have to be the villain I can at least make it interesting. (SK chuckles) But on a more serious note, you never answered my question. Why are you here? (SK begins to growl for the last bit)
GOD: What I want to now is did you kill those Executioners? (He stands up from his seat to look SK in the eyes.)
SK: Yes I did, but before you get your feathers ruffled and I have to remove another eye of yours, I killed them quickly.
GOD raises an eye brow
SK: We'll except for the last one but hey the attacked a friend.
GOD: Wait,Wait,Wait. You, a friend, BULLSHIT.
SK: Well. He was the first being in hell I didn't want to snap in half and seemed alright enough and while I can't really feel positive emotions, at least to the extent that most beings can. Plus I didn't have a way to suppress what I'm made of from expressing itself. At least not until I created this. (He pulls out a silver bottle) And before you ask. This helps me suppress that side so long as I take it regularly.
GOD: And where in my name did you get that?
SK: When you're trapped in a prison for eons, you got time on your hand so I picked up a couple hundred hobbies. Brewing shit happens to be one.
GOD: So what's your game now? Are you going to rain havoc and leave.
SK: Hardly. While I do intend to erase EVERY EXISTENCE EVER, I still remember the Ass kicking you gave me last time. Though I have grown stronger and actually trained in every weapon I can fathom so I would be able to bring you to a stale mate in my king form at least.
GOD: we'll see.
SK: Heard that. Anyway, I am curious as how this universe didn't cease to exist as soon as soon entered it as that is usually what happens, even with my chains. So until I figure that out I'm gonna stay put. Heck, who knows I might even find love.
They boath turn their heads
GOD AND SK: (WERE LOOKING AT YOU, AUDIENCE)
They look back at echother and laugh
SK: Besides after meeting a couple of mortals I know they do my favorite thing.
GOD: And what is that?
SK: Cause Chaos. That would entertain me for at least a while. Plus I have to brush up on several topics, surprisingly, being trapped in chains, in a pearl, under a salt lake, in a pocket dimension, you tend to miss some stuff. Hey I got a deal for you.
GOD: No
SK: I'm not talking about any handshake deals or binding deals, just a verbal deal. So my deal is, I stay down here and keep watch over your family down here since I know you still love them. An...
GOD: Go on.
SK: I was going to anyway, anyways, and in exchange you allow me to go up to earth and use my powers ONLY If it is to protect someone or keep the existence of heaven and hell hidden. Also, I will make sure nothing tries to invade from down here and for now this place will be off limits to attack by my armies. But in compensation I get to use all of my powers down here even against your Executioners as long as I cause no devastating damage to this place and if I do I fix it,even though it goes against every core instinct I have in my form plus free access to any circle in hell and access to my "kingdom/realm". And hey, If I break this deal you can smite my ass later. Though we both now it won't kill me forever.
GOD looks at SK for a couple moments
GOD: This is a dum idea.
SK: Probably
GOD: This is going to come back and bite me isn't it.
SK: Most likely.
GOD waits for a couple more moments before sighing
GOD: Ah what the heaven we'll play this by ear. Deal.
Both SK and GOD nod to each other before GOD turns around.
GOD: Well, I best be getting back my children will get worried if I do not return soon. Not to mention I have a Universe to run.
SK: You younger Gods, always have to go somewhere, be doing something, take the rest in the shade for a minute.
GOD: I would but beings like you wait in the shade to corrupt and manipulate. Not to mention doing the same to the tree of the shade you hide in and root the trees themselves if not out right destroying them as you have already done. It's our jobs to provide light to the tree so that it may grow healthy and heal. And since I am the only "Young God" left, as you would put it. I have to pick up the slack.
God then opens a portal leading to heaven the portal outlined with beautiful white clouds with a lining of gold.
GOD: Oh, and one more thing. Hurt my family and you are going IMMEDIATELY back into your prison.
GOD then departs as the portal closes. Then with a snap SK returns the place to normal.
SK: Hmm. We'll see.
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The Scarlet King is back
FanfictionThe scarlet king start's interacting with hell, hazbin hotel, and helluva boss let's see how this goes.