Blue and Purple where spending their time together killing pedophiles after they almost get caught they both go to Blue's home, to chill and drink beer and stuff
Blue: "hey can you pass me the water I don't want to be to drunk?"
Purple: "No ones eeverr to drrunk"
Blue: "Jeez Purple your drunk as fuck right now."
Purple: "Kissy kissy?"
Blue: "Not right now dude."
Purple: "pleeaaassee"
Blue: "fine but only cause you said please."The two Men have an epic making out session that lasted 479272892917 minutes.
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HumorThis Is 100% Satire Except the images i needed a place to store those. This is a bunch of short story's, after a little while I stopped caring about writing any sharpie storys