Harry Potter AU:
. Sometimes, all it takes is one variable to change history.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone™ ongoing
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets™ ❌
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban™❌
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire...
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[Petunia and a bundled-up Dudley come in. Dudley is crying -and wrapped up in a towel.]
Petunia: [assuring a distressed Dudley] It's all right, sweetheart. Let's get you out of those terrible clothes.
[They walk in the living room as Harry and Vernon enter the house. Vernon slams the door and shoves Harry against a wall. Then he grabs Harry by the hair.]
James: I have a few choice words right now
Harry: Ow!
Vernon: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Harry: I swear, I don't know! [Vernon snarls] One minute, the glass was there and then it was gone! It was like magic!
[Vernon scoffs at this, shoves Harry in the cupboard under the stairs, and slams the door]
Vernon: There's no such thing as magic! [he blackens out the vent on the door]
Sirius: guess we don't exist then
[An owl flies into view and lands on a TV aerial on one of the houses' roofs]
[The camera slowly pans up to reveal Dudley in his smartest school uniform, posing and smiling grandly.]
Petunia: Awww, smile. [She takes a photograph of him. She gasps in joy.] Vernon, just look at him. I can't believe it. In just a week you'll be off to Smeltings.
Vernon: Caveat Smeltona. Proudest moment of my life.
Harry: Will I have to wear that, too?
[They draw their attention to Harry]
Petunia: What, you? Go to Smeltings? [Harry nods, questionably]
Vernon: Ha!
[They laugh in amusement]
Petunia: Oh, don't be so stupid, you're going to the state school where you belong. [Goes to the kitchen and fishes out a grey shirt in a boiler.] And this is what you're gonna be wearing when I've finished dyeing it.
