Things that irritate me.

Good Jokes

When you tell your friend a joke that you think is hilarious, and they don't find it funny

Example:

Me: "Hey, why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?"

Friend: "I don't know, why?"

Me:"because the p is silent"

Me:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Friend: ..................................................................

Me: ha....ha.... Haha........ha...........I hate my life.