After fleeing the crime scene that was their trashed house, they go to the nearby bar and order some Dom Perignons, so much so that David gets super drunk.
🍋🟩<( euhweuwew (drunk noises)
uhhh dude how many perignons did you have )>🏳️⚧️
🍋🟩<( huh hh maybe 58 or 13 itss not considered drinking
dude...)>🏳️⚧️
David exits out the bar in a way that screams "Will murder a child if i drink a cup of vodka" and for some reason enters an unlocked car.
🏳️⚧️<( lymelyme nonono out out!!
hjudst letmre drive hoemmm )>🍋🟩
🏳️⚧️<( nono let me drive
no)>🍋🟩
Lyme goes into the car and drives at max speed, probably running over a couple deers. Meanwhile fiume is panicking so much that he stops the car and kicks Lyme out, of course david starts crying.
🍋🟩<( waaa carrr :(
Raffaele goes home to clean the mess and report the break-in they witnessed, but David grabs onto Fiume's legs, still begging to ride the car. Fiume kicks lyme out the way, not because its annoying, because he needs to walk, he cant walk with an adult stuck to his leg.
When they get there, everyone has fleed (even gnarpy), but they left a bunch of shattered glass on the floor, mainly from the mugs and gregors glasses. He swiftly waddles over to the house's phone and call 911 , and as they get there, find David lyme trying to enter the car, so they call extra resources to take care of David's situation.
Miche, gnarpy, bob and gregor were imprisoned for 2 years, based on the mess they left, also leaving behind many fingerprints.
Meanwhile David lyme got hospitalized to make sure he survives the alcohol excess, and leaves from the hospital a day later.
*and btw, raffaele cleaned the house all by himself*
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the most insane raffaele fiume fanfic ever made
Fanfictionwritten by 2 people , were insane ------------------------------------------- funnily enough, #1 in lyme and raffaele lol
