the most insane raffaele fiume fanfic ever made

Craziest intruder story there is

After that, Raffaele and David are now bffs º\ ^o^ /º

of course with that they bingewatch stuff together (specifically Binsney* movies) and almost fall  asleep on the 51st movie they bingewatch in a row.

CRASHING

BREAKING

the hell why did Miche and Gnarpy from regretevator break into the house💀💀

anyway they break in (and somehow raffaele and david sleep through this mess) and they steal the televison, meaning they cant no longer watch Binsneyº :(

uh oh , gnarpy gets stuck in the refrigerator, and discovers that miche came back, this time bringing bobshark and gregor (the roach from limbus company) and they bring back the tv with karaoke programs inside, of course they are gonna sing karaoke inside a strangers house they broke in and stole stuff from, makes sense!

they sing letting it go so loudly they wake up raffaele and david lyme, who were sleeping on the couch, so they flee with the tv , with daroach waitting to flee with them in the car. BUUUTT... they werent fast enough, since Raffaele got a frying pan and threw it to gregor, who wasnt quick enough and ended up breaking his glasses. David lyme woke up around that time and got up to see the pandemonium happening outside. Raffaele was hitting the intruders with thick, non stick pans.

"-god what.. huh... im gonna brew some coffee" David lyme says, going to the kitchen to discover gnarpy still stuck in the refrigerator. of course he picks up a coffee mug and bashes it into the cats head.

6.AM everything is figured out, they were all very hurt from the pans and mugs thrown at them, but only gregor has the composure to keep going, challenging David lyme to a rap battle. 

 🪳<(  yo mamas so fat she scares caseoh with her weight

                  yo mamas so old she needs to renew her birth certificate  )>🍋‍🟩

Raffaele and gnarpy spectate the heated match, Raffaele rooting for Lyme and gnarpy rooting for gregor.

While Gregor is in the middle of his turn, david pulls out a towel and 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷  ,and gregor doesnt notice, maybe because his glasses are broken.

David sneaks behind gregor and puts the towel with 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷  over his mouth, making him slumber. Lyme flees out of the scene with Raffaele, leaving gnarpy and xis's crew with the unorganized house.