Dont thrift for used parrots, please!

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David and Raffaele are bored and lonely after the party, but do you know how to get rid of those symptoms of boredom?


You're right !!! a parrot !


Anyway they go to the thrift store (for some reason) and find a parrot, so they buy it.



🍋‍🟩<( what do we name him?



well they will just figure it out later, right?

...

right ?

...

yeah im just creating suspense dude.


Anyway, they get his cage set up and leave him be, with some food and water.


But then...


FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!


BEAAAAAAACH!


CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!


The parrot screams words that resemble 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓼 , like a 9 year old on fortnite screaming at 20 year olds for playing the game and raging.



🍋‍🟩<( he sounds like a 9 year old on fortnite screaming at 20 year olds for playing the game and raging. we should call him ragequit

i agree hes annoying dang )>🏳️‍⚧️


Behold...


RAGEQUIT


he is very annoying , but atleast they have company.


The parrot continues screaming at night, these odd words i wouldnt specify, making Lyme and fiume stay awake with paranoia.


Next day they got the big guns, since Raffaele got the pans and Lyme got the butcher knife, and came back to Ragequit ragequitting



FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!



BEAAAAAAACH!



CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!


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