Indestructible Man, an infamous "superhero" whose ability is to be completely indestructible, ends up in Hell due to a series of unfortunate events. He is arguably the first "Human" to reach Hell intact, although of course, if we classify a super-ma...
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This part is not important, however, you can read it to know more about what it is about
A bet that went wrong
THE OTHER DAY I was playing a soccer game with some friends in the hood, when out of nowhere my best friend saw me scoring a lot of goals, he said to me:
Hey bro, I see that you are scoring a lot of goals
And I say to him:
obviously bro, I am Cristiano Ronaldo
He says to me: What do you think if we make a bet?
And I say to him: come on bro, which one?
He says to me: you play a game against me, if I score a goal, you write me a wattpad story about whatever I want, and if you win, I do the same
And I say to him: ok bro
To sum it up, I lost, I told him what that damn story was going to be about
And he says to me:
You know that I am a fan of Hasbulla boss, right? (I don't know how the hell spell that, I'm not Google)
I'm like: I don't know what the hell that is, bro, but yeah
And he's like, bro, just to piss you off, I want you to write a story about Loona and that superhero you created when we were kids
And I'm like: The Indestructible Man?
And he goes: yeah that guy
Well when I finished the game I went home to see what that was and I searched: "Hasbulla boss Loona"
When I googled that I was like: no fucking way...
IT'S THAT FURRY GIRL FROM PORN BRO
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Researching what the fuck Hasbulla boss is
So I started looking up what Hasbulla boss was about, and the first thing I noticed is that it's not written like that, it's written HELLUVA BOSS, ok Bro, after a quick search I found out that it's about 3 DEMONS killing people
And honestly, it's not because I'm a party pooper, but it's very tasteless, more because I'm a CHRISTIAN and all that shit about hell being cool and all that, I don't give a fuck, anyway, then I think and say, come on bro, I'm not going to do all this satanic shit, I'm a good man, I'm a Christian devoted to God ✝️✝️✝️✝️
Anyway, it's gonna be weird for someone who isn't even a HELLUVA BOSS fan to make a story about that, on top of doing it all reluctantly and pissed off, but I'm gonna try hard to entertain you people
3 FUCKING YEARS LATER
YEAH, EVERYTHING I JUST TOLD YOU WAS 3 YEARS AGO, HOLY SHIT, BRO
Come on, we're in 2023, and I still haven't seen HELLUVA BOSS but oh well, I meet that friend again, so as not to say his real name we'll tell him his nickname, Micky
Well, I met Micky again because I was in a different city all this time and Mickey was from another city, well, I went back to Micky's city, we greet each other and talk, we catch up, and all that
And guess what bro, he reminded me about the damn story...
And since I'm a man who finishes what he starts now I have to see what the hell HELLUVA BOSS is about, so I'm going to see what it's about
You're not going to believe me, but it's been months and I still haven't seen it, to give you an idea, I wrote the above 3 MONTHS ago, THIS STORY HAS BEEN IN AN INCREDIBLE LIMBO... well, I still haven't seen it, but I've already read a few stories, they're decent bro, anyway, I still haven't seen HELLUVA BOSS, when I see it I'll start this story bro, I promise
Who is the Indestructible Man?
When I was in elementary school I invented a superhero that was a mix between Spiderman, Deadpool, Punisher and Ghost Rider, called Indestructible Man, physically he's a guy with blood red eyes, a white cloth bag as a mask, (yes, like Mr. Knight's from Moon Knight) and that white cloth bag is tied with a string around his neck, to hold the mask (yes, like Jason in Friday the 13th part 2) and he wears black leather clothes, black leather jacket, black leather pants, black leather boots and black leather gloves, oh yeah, and he wears a grey shirt, anyway, now, I already told you how I created him and what his appearance is like, what's his lore? I can't tell you yet, since I plan to make a comic telling his story, in a few years...
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Also, how am I going to ship this guy with Loona, if he has a girlfriend? Simple... I'm going to put the typical excuse out of the ass of the multiverse, so, the Indestructible Man that you will read in this story, is not going to be the original, it will be another
Then I will think of a name for this multiversal variant of the Indestructible Man
I have nothing else to say, and if I remember something, I will update it later, bye
