I WANT YOU (SHE'S SO HEAVY) (LOONA × INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN)

IX

IM fell into the doorway clumsily, crashing to the ground, they were in a very tall building, in the center of a city in the United States.

IM: Who...

Loona: We're going to kill a politician.

IM: And what did he do?

Loona: I don't know, shut up.

IM: ...

Suddenly, someone was heard saying through some speakers:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITH YOU, SENATOR PALANTINE *applause from the crowd*

Both Loona and IM were somewhat scared by the sudden loud noise.

Loona suddenly took out a sniper rifle from her backpack, which she began to assemble.

Loona: Listen, asshole, I'll put this together, you shoot that son of a bitch, and I'll be on my cell phone, if something happens, you're on your own, I don't care about you.

IM waited for Loona to set up the sniper rifle, only for her to hand it over to him, Indestructible Man to pull out his own gun, and from the tall building he shot the senator like it was nothing, the crowd started screaming.

Loona: COULD YOU DO THAT FROM THE BEGINNING?

IM: ...

Loona: ANSWER, FUCKER...

IM: You told me not to talk.

Indestructible Man was surprised by a blow to the jaw from Loona, IM just adjusted his jaw back to its place

IM: That's for tearing my paper.

Loona: FUCKING PUSSY, AAAGH

Loona pushed him off the building, causing him to almost turn into human mush on the sidewalk, if IM hadn't grabbed the building with his wrist device, climbing up like Batman in the 60's series.

IM: You are the most unpredictable woman I have ever met.

Loona: fuck, shut up

Loona tried to hit him, however, this time IM started to dodge the blows, the wolf knew how to fight very well

IM: now that I realize *dodges a punch* you are very predictable *Dodges a kick*

Suddenly, the portal opens again.

Blitzø: HURRY UP IDIOT, hey Loony.

IM: I'M *gets a punch in the face* I'm coming...

Both of them went back into the portal, IM just stood still listening to what bullshit that asshole Blitzø was going to say

Blitzø: good job Loony, and you, it's a shame that you exist.

IM: Talk to me nicely.

Blitzø: Huh?

IM: Talk. To. Me. Nicely. Please.

Blitzø: Do you really think that I...

IM: *points the gun at his face* I can blow your head off whenever I want, I've put up with too much, you know that I'm useful for your company, start treating me more cordially or...

IM couldn't finish, Loona bit him on the arm, IM tried to get away and accidentally fired the gun into the air twice

IM: AGH, yeah, yeah, okay. *Drops his gun*

Loona let go of his arm, leaving him covered in drool and with teeth holes that reached the bone.

Blitzø: Thanks Loony, and you, you know, it's not that I care much about my life, but, okay, I'll be nicer, you're my best employee after Moxxie, Millie, and Loona.