I'm In Helluva Boss?! Awesome!!!

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The scene opens to the protagonist falling into the alleyway.

Deadpool: Ow! The fuck?! That was some fall! Where am I?!

He looks at his hands and sees that he's wearing gloves.

Deadpool: The fuck?! Where do I get these clothes?!

He turns around and sees a broken mirror and sees his reflection.

Deadpool: What! The! Fuck!?!!! I'm Deadpool?!!!

Deadpool: This. Is. Awesome!!!!! I'm fucking Deadpool!!!!!

Deadpool: I can't believe it! I'm Deadpool. This is fucking awesome! I don't know how, but I don't care! I'm Deadpool! Thank u. (Realize) Wait a minute. If I'm the animated Deadpool, then that means...I'm in Helluva Boss! This gets better and better! Let's have a test, shall we? Readers?

Deadpool: Oh damn! I'm breaking the fourth wall. Cool. Look out world! There's a new sheriff in town! Ha!

[ The next scene shows Deadpool walking in Imp City]

Deadpool: (Thought) Oh fuck! I'm so excited right now! Let's see if I can teleport on top of this building.

He uses his teleportation ability to get on top of the building. Successfully landed on the roof..

Deadpool: Uh? Excuse me? Uh, no offense. Since it's my story and all. How about I take it from huh, okay dude?

Narrator: You go, dude.

Deadpool: Whoa! What an amazing landing! I have powers! [Heat vision blasts in the sky] Whoa!! I have heat vision, too?!!

Deadpool: (Realize) Wait?! If I have powers? Then that means...[Takes out his Red Lightsabers]

Deadpool: Holy shit! I have Lightsabers! This gets better and better! (Realize) Oh fuck! I almost forgot about the Helluva Boss pilot! I can't wait to meet them!

[Scene cuts to him arrived in I.M.P]

Deadpool: Well. Here it is. What an amazing building! I wish that could happen in my old world. I hope they hired me. With my help. I can change the future without messing up.

He enters the building and takes the elevator to go level 13 or whatever.

Deadpool: I hope I didn't miss anything. Especially Eddie. Sure, he's a piece of shit, but what he truly needs a parent who pays attention instead of her phone, but who am I kidding? He's a piece of shit anyway.

He arrives at the 13th floor and enters the room.

Deadpool: Huh? Nobody's here. Maybe I'm late.

Kid: And You! [Points at Loona]

Loona: What? What about me?

Deadpool: Yep. They're in the meeting room. Show time.

He enters the meeting room without being noticed, but Eddie sees him pointing the gun at the kid.

Eddie: Hey! Who the fuck are u?!

He shoots the kid dead. Caught everyone off guard.

Deadpool: Hello, everybody. It's me, Deadpool. I shot you.

Blitza: [Points a gun at Deadpool] Who the fuck are u?!

[Screen Pause]

Deadpool: [Breaking the fourth wall] Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Am I seeing what I see! Blitzo and Moxxie are girls?! Am I in some alternative dimension or something?! ... 😏 Nice~. Unpause, please.

[Video plays]

Deadpool: Whoa! Easy, easy. I'm new here. I'm here for a job.

Everyone is shocked to hear that

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