Sucked into Helluva Boss World as Deadpool Xovers

Spring Broken

Deadpool Pov:

Hello readers! Me again! I know I haven't been talking to u since Loo Loo Land and the meeting. Well, here I am. Today's the day. Spring Break is here, or should I say Spring Broken!

The scene opens to Deadpool riding on his motorcycle, heading for work. As he soon arrived. He sees Blitza arguing with Verosika.

Blitza/Verosika: Run three rings of Wrath and max my credit cards on shity horse riding lessons!

Blitza: Goddammit where! U will not let that go!

Verosika: Choak on a sandpaper cock.

Blitza: Now hold on! You move that pussy wagon or I'll...

A tall female Hellhound appears right behind her. Giving her a glare.

Vortexa: You'll what?

Before Blitza said something, Deadpool arrived.

Deadpool: Hey. Sorry I'm late.

Blitza: Deadpool! You're on time.

Verosika: (Thought) Hello, sexy~

Vortexa: (Thought) Oh, Satan, I want his puppies.~

[Screen Pause]

Deadpool: Seriously?! Vortex is a girl in this world, too?! This is getting better and better.

[Unpause]

Verosika: Hello, handsome~. What's a good-looking man like u hanging around with those losers?

Deadpool: Hello, Verosika Mayday. Name's Deadpool. I work them.

Blitza: Deadpool! What's with being friendly to that skank? Tell her to move her car so we can park here.

Deadpool: (facepalm) Oh, boy. Excuse me for a second, please.

He walks towards Blitza.

Deadpool: How about no? And there's a new parking space right over there that I made for u. And it's really close to your our work.

Blitza: (Excited) Really?! Where?!

Deadpool: Right there.

He pointed at the direction. Making her very happy.

Blitza: I love it! Let's park our space.

They left him with Verosika and Vortexa.

Deadpool: There. It's all taken care of. And uh (clear throat). Between you and me. I couldn't stand her whining just a little. But hey. She's my boss after all.

Verosika: Thanks, handsome. See u later, stud~

Vortexa: [She makes smooching sound to him]

Deadpool: (Thought) Here we go again.

[The scene cuts to Deadpool, and the gang arrived at the floor.

Loona: Fuck! Did they see me?! I didn't do shity makeup today.

Deadpool: I say u look sexy as always, my moon goddess. With or without makeup. I love u just as much as I love u all equally.

Loona blushed madly for the compliment. Holding his hand.

Loona: (Whisper) Thanks, puppy.

Blitza: He's right. U look great loonie as always.

Loona: Shut up, ma...

Blitza looks at Loona with adorable eyes. She quickly realizes she almost called her mom.

Loona: (Growl) Blitza. [Pushes her aside]