Loo Loo Land

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In the office, Deadpool and the gang are doing what they always do. Relaxing.

Until Blitza screaming with the microphone.

Blitza: M&M! D! Get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land.

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Millie breaks the window, all excited.

Millie: (Excited) Loo Loo Land?!

Blitza: The Loo Loo Land!

Loona: (Annoy/yell) Shut the fuck up!!!

Deadpool: About damn time. That place kinda sucks. On the bright side. I could use some killing action.

Blitza: That's the spirit, Zak! Now, suit up.

[Scene cuts to I.M.P. arrived in Loo Loo Land with Stola and her daughter, Octavia.]

Moxxie opens the door for Stola and Octavia. Dress a bit ridiculous with Loo Loo hat. While Octavia groans in embarrassment.

Blitza: Hey. Where's Deadpool?

Stola: Deadpool?
Octavia: Who's Deadpool?

Blitza: one of the best mercenary. He's kind and out of character.

Then they see him in a motorcycle. Parking right next to the parking space. Seeing him in a suit with a hoodie.

Deadpool: Hey, girls!

Blitza: Whoa! Nice bike.

Millie: And nice suit.

Deadpool: Thanks, girls.

The Goetias are looking at him. Finding him attractive in that suit.

Stola: (Blush) Uh, Blitzy. Who is this sexy looking Sinner?

Blitza: That's Deadpool. Our best mercenary.

Deadpool: Hello. [He bows to them in respect] It's an honor to meet you and Princess Octavia.

Octavia: (Blush) Hello, my prince.

Deadpool: What?

Octavia: What?

Stola: So you're the one who helped my Blitzy.

Deadpool: Yes. Your highness.

Stola: Please. Call me, Stola.

Deadpool: Alright. Stola.

Stola: (Blush/Thought) I don't know why, but I think I'm in love with him already. But it's too soon.

Blitza: Alright, everyone. Let's get to work.

As they are walking, Deadpool whispers to I.M.P, giving them a heads up about the future. They nodded in agreement.

Deadpool: Okay, Moxxie. Don't mess your future.

Moxxie: Got it. And thanks.

Blitza: Now remember. This is work only.

Octavia: Mom. Do we have to...

Blitza: Okay. Just hold on right there, sweetie. [Turning back to Stola] (Threaten a bit) If you try to fuck my little ass in that park. I swear.

Stola: You ate so cute when you are serious. I don't mind if Deadpool joins us.

Deadpool: (Disbelief) Say what now?

Octavia: I'm gonna be sick.

Moxxie: Oh, crums! I have Ibuprofen and everything. Do you need anything?

Deadpool: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was just a figurative. Not literally.

Octavia: What he said, old lady.

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