In the office, Deadpool and the gang are doing what they always do. Relaxing.
Until Blitza screaming with the microphone.
Blitza: M&M! D! Get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land.
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
Millie breaks the window, all excited.
Millie: (Excited) Loo Loo Land?!
Blitza: The Loo Loo Land!
Loona: (Annoy/yell) Shut the fuck up!!!
Deadpool: About damn time. That place kinda sucks. On the bright side. I could use some killing action.
Blitza: That's the spirit, Zak! Now, suit up.
[Scene cuts to I.M.P. arrived in Loo Loo Land with Stola and her daughter, Octavia.]
Moxxie opens the door for Stola and Octavia. Dress a bit ridiculous with Loo Loo hat. While Octavia groans in embarrassment.
Blitza: Hey. Where's Deadpool?
Stola: Deadpool?
Octavia: Who's Deadpool?Blitza: one of the best mercenary. He's kind and out of character.
Then they see him in a motorcycle. Parking right next to the parking space. Seeing him in a suit with a hoodie.
Deadpool: Hey, girls!
Blitza: Whoa! Nice bike.
Millie: And nice suit.
Deadpool: Thanks, girls.
The Goetias are looking at him. Finding him attractive in that suit.
Stola: (Blush) Uh, Blitzy. Who is this sexy looking Sinner?
Blitza: That's Deadpool. Our best mercenary.
Deadpool: Hello. [He bows to them in respect] It's an honor to meet you and Princess Octavia.
Octavia: (Blush) Hello, my prince.
Deadpool: What?
Octavia: What?
Stola: So you're the one who helped my Blitzy.
Deadpool: Yes. Your highness.
Stola: Please. Call me, Stola.
Deadpool: Alright. Stola.
Stola: (Blush/Thought) I don't know why, but I think I'm in love with him already. But it's too soon.
Blitza: Alright, everyone. Let's get to work.
As they are walking, Deadpool whispers to I.M.P, giving them a heads up about the future. They nodded in agreement.
Deadpool: Okay, Moxxie. Don't mess your future.
Moxxie: Got it. And thanks.
Blitza: Now remember. This is work only.
Octavia: Mom. Do we have to...
Blitza: Okay. Just hold on right there, sweetie. [Turning back to Stola] (Threaten a bit) If you try to fuck my little ass in that park. I swear.
Stola: You ate so cute when you are serious. I don't mind if Deadpool joins us.
Deadpool: (Disbelief) Say what now?
Octavia: I'm gonna be sick.
Moxxie: Oh, crums! I have Ibuprofen and everything. Do you need anything?
Deadpool: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was just a figurative. Not literally.
Octavia: What he said, old lady.
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Sucked into Helluva Boss World as Deadpool Xovers
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