Sucked into Helluva Boss World as Deadpool Xovers

Matilda and Martha's forgiveness

Deadpool Pov:

Hello, readers! Deadpool here! After the Murder Family episode is done, it's not over yet. I'm going to tell Matilda about Martha and the big misunderstanding.

[Story starts]

After the party is over, Deadpool and Matilda are heading towards the meeting room by themselves to have a talk.

Deadpool: Matilda.

Matilda: Yes?

Deadpool: Do u feel better?

Matilda: Yes. Why do u ask?

Deadpool: There's something else I need to tell you. About that woman you hate the most.

Matilda: What's it got to do with her?

Deadpool: Did u remember who she was before you shot her?

Matilda: Some random woman who slept with my ex. Why? What r u trying to say?

Deadpool: What I'm saying is that woman was your best friend, Martha.

Matilda: (Disbelief) What?! You're telling me that I... almost killed her without knowing?

Deadpool: Well.

[Timeskip explaining]

Deadpool: So that's what happened, Matilda. She didn't know that Jerald was married. Martha's life with her husband was totally bad, and everything. It was the biggest misunderstanding.

Matilda's in a mix feeling sad, regret, and disappointed.

Matilda: (sob) I can't believe it. I killed my own best friend without realizing it. I didn't know. I really didn't.

He hugs her in comfort to calm her down.

Deadpool: There, there. It's not yours or Martha's fault. It's Jerold fault. He's the cause of it. Martha has something to say to you.

Matilda: What?

Martha reveals herself in front of her.

Martha: Hello, Matilda.

[Imagine her in the Sinner form]

Matilda: (Shock) Martha?

Matilda walks towards her, staring at her for a moment. Then, hug her tightly and cry. Martha hugs her back and cries, too.

Martha: (Sob) Oh, Matilda. Forgive me.

Matilda: (Sob) I'm sorry too. I was so, so angry. I didn't know.

Martha: I understand. Zak was right. It's all Jerold's fault. Turning our lives into this mess. (Sigh) I can't believe we've been tricked by the same guy.

Matilda: And I thought Jerold was faithful. I thought I could be happy to have a happy family. Now look at us. We're a mess. Our lives are ruined.

Deadpool: Girls. Just because your living are ruined, but that doesn't mean that u can give up. To be honest with u girls. I find you both very attractive. If I were your husband. I would love u equally.

Matilda and Martha's faces are turning red. They are blushing for him, saying those things.

Matilda: Do u actually mean it?

Deadpool: Yes.

They pounce on. Kissing him all over his face covering with lipsticks.

Deadpool: Whoa. What a kisser.

Matilda/Martha: (Giggle)

Martha: Looks like we got ourselves a man. I wonder what he's like in bed~

Matilda: Yes. I say we should reward him~

Matilda/Martha: You. Us. In. Bed. Now~

Deadpool: But first. I believe we have uninvited guests in your house.

They were curious about it. Deadpool opens the closet and reveals to Blitza in the closet.

Blitza" Oh Fuck!

Deadpool: Ah ha! I knew it! You were trying to record us. Get your sorry ass out of here, Blitza! [Grabbing her by the shirt in the air heading towards the door.

Blitza: Oh, come on! I wanna see! Can't I at least see your dick?

He leans towards her face.

Deadpool: How about No. U stalker.

He kicks her out, landing on the bed.

Deadpool: You're lucky that I love u, Blitza. And throwing u right next to the bed. And no stalking for u. Ever. [He shuts the door]

Deadpool: Well, that's taking care of. Now, where were WHOA!

Both Matilda and Martha are completely naked. Licking their lips.

Matilda/Martha: Let's make some babies, daddy~

Deadpool: (Thought) I'm gonna be killed by Snu-Snu.

Chapter ends