HANTA: Wait, what do you mean?
MINA: Normal porn, it's just thrust and thrust and blowjob, like get some coochie action in there, man!
Y/N: (Shrugging) Honestly, I get what you mean. It's setting a bad example for guys.
KAMINARI: What's that mean?
MINA: Imagine you're going to get laid with this girl, and you just focus on yourself, wouldn't it be better if it was 50/50?
BAKUGO: Guys have to do all the thrusting.
KIRISHIMA: Yeah, we get tired.
HANTA: Don't speak as if you've done it before!
KAMINARI: Wait, have you?!
KIRISHIMA: (Takes another shot) ...
MINA: What!! Hey, now you have to tell us!!
KIRISHIMA: I'm not telling you, it's not your business!
KAMINARI: You just have to drink some more-
Y/N: Oh, don't play interesting, we know you wanna brag about it!
OJIRO: Yeah, man, just tell us.
KIRISHIMA: Yeah, I dare you all to drop it.
MINA: (Standing up) I'll drop it to the floor, alright!
Y/N: (Laughing) Mina!
HANTA: C'mon, just tell us!!
Y/N: Just leave it, guys, he'll tell us! Kaminari! I dare you to go on ChatGPT and make it choose a random sex position you're trying out with Bakugo!!
KAMINARI: Hell, yeah!!
BAKUGO: Don't even think about it!!
KAMINARI: (Laughs) Reverse cowgirl!! C'mon, Bakugo, you just have to lie down!!
Y/N: Yeah, it's a dare, pussy!
Bakugo lays down, Kaminari getting on top of him, but before he can get on top, Bakugo blasts him into the roof.
MINA: Bakugo! Dammit, get out!!
BAKUGO: That was my last one.
MINA: Grr...next time, you're out!!
BAKUGO: (A bit sorry) ...oops.
KAMINARI: I tried...Y/N! I dare you to drink a shot and pour it into Mina's mouth!!
Y/N: Okay, there's no way you just said that-
MINA: (Seductively) Aww...you don't wanna kiss me, Y/N?
Y/N: Don't tempt me.
I keep the Tequila in my mouth; I lean over Sero, holding on to his thigh to get to Mina and grab her jawline up, she keeps her hands down. I open my mouth, and she drinks the Tequila, I pull away, and she wipes her mouth, smiling. I looked at him; we kissed on his face, and he looked funny.
KAMINARI: (Palid) God, I didn't think they'd do it.
Y/N: So now we're getting it on, huh? Got it.
KIRISHIMA: Kaminari...what did you do?
Y/N: Mina, whisper something sexy into Kaminari's ear!
MINA: (Tongue out) On it!
She leans into his ear and whispers something that makes him shiver and pass out.
HANTA: Dude! What did you say to him?! Denki, bro!?
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