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Daniel: sooooo i was watching the grill the grid, we shot yesterday and it came to my attention that someone was acting like..
Daniel: what are the right words.. hm..
Daniel: oh yeah.. like something crawled up his ass and died there.
Lando: 🖕
Carlos: I wouldn't have said it like this..
Carlos: but what's wrong Lando? U had a bad
day?
Daniel: were the questions a little to difficult for our small, little Lando?
Lando: no they weren't! I just wasn't feeling it.
Carlos: why?
Lando: nothing! I don't wanna talk about it
Daniel: that's suspicious
Daniel: that's weird
Lando: no it's not. It's normal!
Carlos: u don't seem normal.. I'm worried u muppet
Max: he's never being "normal" why worry now?
Lando: finally someone who supports me!
Lando: ...
Lando: wait!
Max: of course. U can always count on me to call out ppls bullsh*t
Lando: d*ck
Max: the biggest 😏
Lando: 🙄
Daniel: ok. He is slow as always.. but in a bad mood.. this can only mean one thing.
Carlos: one thing? There is a million things he could have been done..
Carlos: like the time he wanted to threaten Logan, but send it to Horner
Lando: how do u know it wasn't meant for him? I saw how he lusted after my Oscah's booty!
Max: sure he did, mate🙄
Carlos: or the time's he didn't wear anything under his race suit so he could have a Quickie between practice
Lando: I couldn't have known that it would chafe that bad!
Max: really? U couldn't have known that?
Lando: don't make fun of that. I was all scraped up below the waist!
Max: baby!
Lando: ... yeah.. just like a baby!
Max: no! I'm insulting u! Baby!
Carlos: don't get me started on the time u were in the race car but got distracted by Oscar bending forward and run over the front Jackman..
Lando: no no no it wasn't like that.. he was at the wrong position.
Max: no, am pretty sure, u were. U weren't supposed to be on top of him..
Daniel: really? What about the rear jackman u run over after you realized your mistake?
Lando: ... he... too...?
Max: yeah! Wtf was the rear Jackman doing at the cars rear?!
Lando: ok.. i got.
Carlos: what about the time..
Lando: I said, I got it! I'm a terrible human being!
Max: no. Just a bad driver
Daniel: like my fellow gen Z's would say. U almost killed him no cap... period!
Lando: I'm not a bad driver! Also I didn't almost kill him. He will be fine in like 8 weeks. Also your not a gen Z! U are an old man!
Daniel: how dare u! U make me high key big mad! U hardo hop off!
Carlos: I don't get it..
Max: he probably doesn't even know what he said himself
Lando: he is buklsh*tring
Daniel: I deadass gotta blast
Carlos: am I terrible for wishing Lando ran Daniel over instead of the Jackman?
Max: no.
Lando: No.
Daniel: mid
Max: f*cking shut up!
Carlos: so what's the deal Lando?
Lando: u guys really wanna know?
Daniel: yasss
Carlos: of course
Max: nah..
Lando: Carlos u are my only friend
Daniel: oof
Carlos: I'm there for u mate. Now spit it out.
Lando: it's oscah's mom
Daniel: did she realize that u aren't good enough for her son?
Max: I thought that was obvious
Lando: f*ck u!
Carlos: keep talking
Lando: she came to visit us.. so she is obviously staying at mine and oscah's place.
Carlos: and?
Max: do we really wanna know?
Daniel: aaaaannnnnd?
Lando: she is with us for over a week now and since than I didn't had any action!
Carlos: 😂
Daniel: ohhh~ this is gold! Your being blue-balled by your mother-in-law?
Daniel: or should we say monster-in-law?😂
Lando: I'm happy that my suffering is entertaining u
Daniel: it always does! 😉
Carlos: so the whole drama because u are... frustrated?
Lando: I'm not just frustrated! I'm about to explode!!!
Max: gross
Lando: I'm around my beautiful, smart, s*xy boyfriend all the time, but I can't touch him!
Carlos: why?
Lando: cause my baby doesn't want to do IT with his mom under the same roof! Do u know what that means?! Since she came to visit us, we three are together all the damn f*cking time! AT NIGHT HE DIDN'T WANT HIS MOM TO HEAR US! AT DAY TIME HE DOESNT WANT TO LEAVE HER ALONE! I F*CKING CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED MY OSCAH! Preferably naked on my bed, the kitchen, the sofa, the shower.. max' backseat
Max: don't u f*cking dare!
Daniel: that's a new level of desperation..
Carlos: how long is she going to stay?
Lando: another week 😩
Carlos: be strong muppet.
Lando: I'll try.. or die
Max: die
Daniel: I would feel bad for u, but I don't care!
Carlos: come on, he is down enough
Max: there is always space to improve
Lando: I hate u guys! I f*cking hate u!
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FanfictionThis Story is about my favorite F1 drivers. It's mostly about Lestappen und their crazy friends! It's also an omega verse
