This is a crack-fic/smut test-run based off MTaD and TGbtS (my completed stories). This one takes place right after TGbtS ends. I decided to write this because of a China x drywall and Serbia x the Great Wall of China one-shots I made on an abandoned account.
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One day, North Korea was sitting on his armchair like a good boy when Russia stood right in front of him, suitcases in her hand. "Your gyatt is NOT bussing right now." The sexy, tall woman remarked. "Even a sheet of paper is more caked up than you!"
Russia took the entire house with her. It wasn't too hard because she was jacked. North cried like a little bitch. IJ and Joseon laughed at his pathetic, flat ass.
"Haha. Level 0 gyatt!" IJ mocked, pointing at his son.
"What a beta!" Joseon cackled.
North stopped crying. He needed a glow up. He needed a gigantic gyatt!
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You Make My Heart Go BOOM! (North Korea x Hwasong-18)
FanfictionI was so bored lol. (First time writing smut, lol)
