Chagang really wanted that gyatt. He wanted to make it clap. Clap clap clap. "Hmm," the province rubbed his chin "how do I obtain that gyatt?" Suddenly, he had an idea. Chagang sprouted propellors and flew like a helicopter to a nearby base. He picked up the smeggsiest Hwasong 18 there was and flew back to the high rise.
"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough." He hummed. He entered through the front door. Chagang was greeted by the other provinces who all had something to say.
"Why do you have a Hwasong 18?" South Hamgyong squinted in confusion.
"Can ah yassify it?" Hae spawned a hot glue gun and some rhinestones.
"Erm, according to my calculations, this nuke shouldn't have been able to fit through the front door." Hwang pushed up his glasses.
"I want to deepthroat it." Kangwon quipped.
"That's a cool nuke, I guess." Ryanggang sighed.
"I'm gonna commit vehicular manslaughter." North Hamgyong said, still crying.
"That nuke looks sexier than a fish." North Pyongan said.
"SHOVE IT UP KOREA'S ASS!" South Pyongan exclaimed.
Chagang chuckled and made his way to North's room...
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