North worked out every day to get a big, juicy, scrumpdiddlyumtious gyatt. It was as big as a 1931 Ford ModelA Coupe. "Yay! I got gyatt!" North celebrated. He ran to the high rise where his provinces lived, his newly gained asscheeks clapping like cymbals.
He entered the high rise, flaunting his gyatt. "Damn, that's one juicy gyatt." A guard remarked. Another began crying at its sheer beauty, bowing down to the gyatt.
"Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt." North Pyongan dropped the bucket of fish he had, pointing at North Korea's level 100 skibidi sigma gyatt. North Hamgyong, who used to have the biggest gyatt in the high rise, dropped his jaw in sheer shock. North's gyatt was 300% bigger than his!
South Hamyong immediately got to work painting North and his gyatt to hang in the national museum. Workers from all 9 provinces began to build a gold statue that would eventually become a UN World Heritage Landmark.
North went up to his room to play Fortnite. From the security cameras, Chagang, a military province, watched as that thicc gyatt bounced voluptuously up and down.
"I need me that gyatt..." He muttered.
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