You Make My Heart Go BOOM! (North Korea x Hwasong-18)

Finale

SMUT WARNING!!!

"Oh, Korea-poo!" Chagang smirked. "Ready for some fun?"

North turned around and saw the Hwasong 18. His eyes widened in shock. "How in Kim Il Sung's name did you get that in here?"

Chagang chuckled. "Oh, my silly country. Let's have some fun!"

North blushed wildly. He hasn't been this flustered since that one time Russia stepped on his face. "O-okay."

"Consent is hot, buddy. Is that a yes or a no?" Chagang was being a good person.

"Yes. Nuke me."

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHH~ Mppf~ Ahh..! Hnngh~! H-Ahhh~! Mmhn~! NGH~! Nyah~!! It feels so good when you enter me~! Mmmf~ Aggh~! Oh~ Aahh~!! Mnngh~! DADDY PLEASE FASTER~!!"

Chagang thrusted the nuke in North's gyatt.

9 months later, there was a baby named Kanggye. He became the provincial capital of Chagang. North's bootyhole never recovered. Chagang banged North Hamgyong with the nuke as well, just so you know. Hae bedazzled it and now North's and North Hamgyong's gyatts have glitter in them.

The end.

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