BEST BUBS! (Deadpool x Wolverine)

Word

Wade was quiet the ride home, and Logan was over-satisfied, wanting more of Wade, but in his own way.

But Wade is surprisingly standoffish.

Today

The school still has work to be done, so Wolverine spends his days there.

  Wade on the other hand,

  Is having a mental breakdown. That's right ladies and gents, and I can't even FUCKING kill myself.

  That's right, we do not encourage or condone suicide.

  But besides his 'mental breakdown' he—

  Nnnope! There is no besides. Just emptiness.

  He's working on taking ownership of the mercenary bar, in order to create a more—

  Shh, shh, shut it! God, I can't tell you anything in private, you're just gonna tell the whole world so they can coddle me. Can't a guy just fuck a closeted superhero without a background story? Shit. No one would ever suggest your story to others by the way. It'd be embarrassing.

  Done?

  Yeah, go ahead.

  He wants to make the mercenary bar a place for heroes. He figures, young mutants who want to use their powers for good can go to the school, and once they're older and need a job, can find a place like this.

  It's not a bad idea.

  Wait until Vanessa sees.

  He's also still on his mission to her.

A week has passed since the heroes last had sex (in that fitting room).

The tension has been there for Logan, but Wade has been in his stump.

  Until today.

  He texted Vanessa a date, time, and location.

  She confirmed.

  He was going to give her an ultimatum. He wasn't sure what he could take from her though. The deal was this; she'll have to leave her boyfriend, or at least tell her boyfriend that she loves Wade. She'd do one of those things or else...?

  Hm?

  We're talking about the ultimatum.

  Sorry, I was fantasizing. You know what? I have a really good idea. Logan and I could just marry each other. And then all my... problems... no.

  He's not even able to make jokes?

  Yeah, yeah.

  Wade slouches down on the couch.

  You're a terrible writer. This isn't the good stuff. Give them what they want.

  I am capturing everything, for everyone. Including me. Including you. What will you take from the girl if she doesn't follow this ultimatum?

  How could I take something from her? I've done enough damage.

  That's not up to me.

  Let them know I'm giving you maddd side-eye.

  Wade needs time alone. Let's move on for now.

  Logan spends the day learning from Beast what he needs to know to rebuild the school, financially. Things like this bore him.

  But 'anything for the school'. He thinks.

  After a few hours of reading, and signing, and sometimes just signing,

  "When the school's finally open to students, I don't think I'll have the patience for things like this," Logan shrugs, waving some papers around.

  "It won't always be like this. It's the only thing we have to do now besides construction and plumbing and all," Beasts continues scribbling his technical things onto the important documents.

  "I'm not a very good teacher either. I want to help, but—,"

  YOU!

  Wolverine turns to see the Merc with a Mouth running through the door of the office.

  Me?

  Deadpool nods, then walks outside.

  He wants us to follow him, readers.

  Wolverine and Beast blink at each other, confused. Unsure of how to react, they don't.

  Outside, Wade paced around the fountain.

  Her word.

  What?

  I will take her word that she does not love me and never wants to see me again. Because she's lying. I don't know why. I don't know what. The fuck. Is wrong with h... with me. She loves me. No one has been this sure of anything ever. I mean it! So if she will not leave him, then I will promise to never see her again.

  If you think that'll work.

  It will! GodDAMMIT why did I schedule this date a week from now!? Stupid, stupid, STUPID!

  You're not in this scene. Go home now.

  Wait, let me say bye to my man.

  Wade does so, skipping back to the office, waving a few fingers cutely at Wolverine, and blowing a kiss.

  I should mention he's a muscular man in a red suit. You all should never forget that detail.

  Wolverine scoffs, as a natural reaction, but deeply, he saw a bit of life return to his friend. Such excitement.

  And he let out a sigh because he felt relieved from something he hadn't known that made him so tense.

  As Beast and Wolverine continue to discuss Wolverine's future with the school and/or X-Men, Wade cabs back home to wait for Logan.

  I just wanna leave notes for you guys after every chapter because I love you. But I'll relax after this. Thank you for your kindness and interest, and as a gift, the next chapter will be lengthy AND SMUTTY WITH MULTIPLE ROUNDS IF YOU'LL HAVE IT. GOODNIGHT! <3