BEST BUBS! (Deadpool x Wolverine)

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SMUT AT THE *

One Week Ago

  Wade hadn't found any luck with his girl when he ran into her at the mall.

Oh, great I get my own arc now.

  Why at the mall? Because Logan finally has an income and can afford his own clothes (the jeans and tanks, of course), so Wade came along.

  Very mindful, very demure?

  "Oh! Wade... I didn't expect to see you here." Vanessa laughed, awkwardly, glancing up at her boyfriend who held her hand.

  "Hi! Who's this cockblocker?" Wade said, with a forced smile, shaking the man's free hand.

  "I'm her boyfriend, and you must be Wade Wilson," he smiled.

  "That would be me. It's funny, I haven't heard a single thing about you, besides the fact that you're her boyfriend. You're like a... side character trying to add drama to the plot," Wade was getting further out of hand.

  "Excuse me?" The boyfriend.

  "Alright, madness, cool it before you piss someone off," Logan leaned to Wade's ear to say.

  "Oh, I'm not done, side piece," he whispers back. "Yeah, and I don't know what she's told you—."

  "Wade," Logan urges.

  Wade sighs, much like a teen fed up with their parent's embarrassing demands.

  He gives a new smile to the boyfriend. More chipper. Still fake.

  The four stand silently for a moment.

  "You got a problem, man?"
 
  "Many," Wade says, mostly to himself, shaking his head. "You know what? I'm just happy that you... two... are happy," but his eyes were only on Vanessa. And for a moment, Deadpool was being serious.

  Logan felt for him and ultimately wanted the poor moment to end. "Can you call the cab? There's only one more store." Logan suggests.

  "Yeah, sure," Wade says, pulling out his phone but his eyes are still linked with Vanessa's.

"Thank you," she says to Wade.

"Let's go, babe," the boyfriend turns and takes the lady with him.

Wade and Logan continue silently to the final store for jeans.

  Wade was quiet the whole time Logan was fitting himself.

  Logan hates to see him this way. He remembers what he said in the car in The Void. "You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper."

  As guilt washed over Logan, anger was washing over Wade.

  "Open up," Wade demanded at Logan's fitting room.

  "I'm not dressed," Logan said, then immediately let him in.

*

  "Look, man—," but Wade had him at the lips.

  Logan's large back pushed against the wall of the fitting room as the door slammed behind.

Wade backed away after a moment and they looked at each other, out of breath.

"What are you doing?" Logan whispered.

Wade glanced down at Logan's briefs. His erection was growing.

Logan covered himself with a hand—to no avail. It was already full.