BEST BUBS! (Deadpool x Wolverine)

Ant Mill

I'm sorry, I NEED you all to geek over this video with me. He's so hot in this. "Hey, look at me baby" FFFFUUUUCK. Or just continue the story. Alright. And next part is smut. Alright.

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  The 12:00 news was interrupted swiftly by mutant rampages.

  Deadpool and Wolverine sat on the couch as the 'Breaking News' started.

  A mutant teen setting fire to a church.

Multiple suicides.

Crime rates with mutants going up. From robberies to murders. Mutants living recklessly after hearing the world is going to end.

"We've gotta do something about this... now," Wolverine admits. "Doesn't this world have Avengers?"

"Sure it does. This stuff is below their pay grade." Deadpool says and crosses his arms, sassily.

Wolverine grunts, frustrated.

"What the hell is wrong with them? This is what people do at the end of the world?"

"Ha! And the world isn't even ending! Isn't that a hoot!" Deadpool clasped his hands together, entertained.

Wolverine gave him a mean glance.

"I'm sorry."

"What can we do?" Wolverine cuts off the TV and rubs the stress on his forehead with a thumb and his index finger.

"I doubt explaining everything to them would help at this point."

"Why do you doubt that?"

"For the most part, they're kids. The ones causing the most trouble are the ones less likely to listen. Like a bunch of ants following each other in a death circle ant mill."

"What?"

"An ant mill? Google it. It's really interesting and terribly tragic actually-,"

"No, what kids? These are Xavier's students? I don't believe it." Wolverine had only the best view of Xavier and his teachings.

"Oh, you don't know." Deadpool covers his 'mouth', shocked.

"Don't drag this. What the hell is it?"

"The old man died along with you."

He didn't say a word. Earlier today when they went to the school he fully expected to encounter Professor X. He was nervous then but certain he'd have to face him at some point. This news took him aback.

"Wow, I really thought I implied that when I was telling you about your daughter," Deadpool puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head. Never being too serious.

"What... what about Storm, Beast, Scott... Jean?"

"You know they never made that clear in the Deadpool movies, so who knows, right?"

"This place is no different. I'm too late. Again." Wolverine was moving his hands anxiously. (Cracking his knuckles, stretching and clenching his fingers. You know.)

"Woah, woah. It looks like it all just started. Now's not the time for a panic attack."

I can't tell if you're trying to get me out of character, or if this is leading to some sex scene? I'm not good at comforting. Hurry up and make him better.

  "What did that man in the suit call me?"

  "Man in a suit? Wha- OHH! That fucker? He called you the 'anchor being'. What a title. You and your tight little ass holding the whole timeline togeth-."

  "Anchor being. And that when I'm gone the timeline is doomed. But I'm here now, so it's changed. We do just have to explain it to them. They're students. They'll learn." And for a moment Logan saw this play out perfectly and almost compared himself to the man before him; Professor X.

  They head out with no real plan, but a real goal.

  To save the world, yet again.

  This part is short bc the next part will be looong and smutty.