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KAIROS SWAN

*Seductively crawls out of hell*

"I've done things I'm not proud of, but I'd do 'em again

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"I've done things I'm not proud of, but I'd do 'em again. For that girl, I would."

"Just 'cause you love someone, doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life."

"Take another step, and I can't be held responsible for my actions."

"If you pass out, I'm not going to catch you"

"Listen, Bell. Men are rats."


"Dude, wheres the pie?"






ISABELLA SWAN

'Oh please, with you, I'm the safest psychotic bitch in town'

'Oh please, with you, I'm the safest psychotic bitch in town'

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"With all due respect, which is none,"

"You're bleeding on my carpet"

"Feelings are hard"

"Edward just ate Bambi"


*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

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